good morning kings let’s push this boulder

bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

Honestly it's not that bad as it sounds. It takes the eagles about 2 hours to get to my liver and another 2 to eat it. The whole ordeal is over by one and I've got the afternoon to myself.

american workers defending capitalism 

No American worker has the afternoon to themselves

The eagle shows up on time? Every day? I don’t have to wrangle conflicting calendars and chase the eagle down? Incredible

I think LGBT people need to be meaner again

this has only been up for like 3 hours i think we have a consensus

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having fried sex with my southern wife

having poutine sex with my canada wife

having great sex with both your wives

we are each others wifes idiot

well thanks for having me

I don't know what this means but I get it

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch