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ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Did you hear about that thing nobody cares about and sucked?