8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

no

Call this guy the Mark Denier

no

Call this guy the Mark Replier

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

unfortunately, Sky High was only (1) 1hr 30 min Disney film and not the 6 season so-bad-it’s-good CW series it could’ve been

man I sure love that character I wish the writers did too

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr