A digital drawing of Eva Stratt from Project Hail Mary on a white background. She's holding a cup of coffee looking irritated. She's asking, "Can you lock the fuck in?"

A tag reading, "yes maam"

A tag reading, "yes maam sorry maam ill lock back in"

A tag reading, "yes ma'am sorry maam i am locking the fuck in ma'am"

A tag reading, "yes ma'am sorry ma'am"

A tag reading, "YES MS STRATT"

alternate:

Beneath that is a series of line drawings of Lup and Magnus. Lup is a thin elf with freckles and short black hair with longer pieces framing her face. Magnus is a broad, muscular man with short black hair and thick muttonchops. Lup runs up to him, hand raised and smiling as she says, “Yo! Magnus! Highfive me, bro!” Magnus smiles and says, “Ok!!!” They high-five, and Lup’s hand flies off her arm with a “pop” as she looks horrified. Magnus screams and apologizes, clutching his face and looking distraught. Lup sticks her hand back from inside her sleeve, smiling and saying, “Haha gotcha.” She gestures to herself victoriously, saying, “I coulda done that with magic, son!!” as Magnus clutches his chest, sweating and recovering. “But I didn’t! Aren’t you proud of me?!” Lup adds. Magnus, still clutching his chest, says, “…yes…”

So, in terrible news, Trump's trying to pull some strings to pass this massive internet censorship bill, featuring all the kinds of internet censorship we're terrified of, including mandatory ID for accessing basically any website, specifically to crush state regulation of AI, because apparently this man will always see the moral bottom of the barrel and start digging.

6/14/2026