guess I'll die

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

You must be new here

the results are SO FRICKING FUNNY

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

it’s important to recognize that these are in fact two different statements.

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

not to be that guy but if u vote and u want my undying gratitude plz reblog

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

There’s more!

I love.

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

cry, probably

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

IT’S TIME

i will reblog Wex until i die.

IT’S WEXTER!

… This is epic material. :)

holly schist were rolling up on half a mil

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

✨ it’s march ✨

😔 it’s march 😔