LET SIMON BLACKQUILL SAY FUCK

It takes one minute to imagine the scene and 500 hours to write it

Warframe is so funny sometimes. First game I've played that managed to add rhythm action childbirth minigame before tutorial quest for modding your arsenal. Also here's a dancing mushroom. They hyped this as "Unannounced Fall Update" for most of the lead-in. There's now an underground network beneath already explored caves on Venus. The tutorial has retroactively added clearer foreshadowing for various plotlines and two cinematic explosion escape scenes. This game is 12 years old.

I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

here’s a wet pathetic man in a gifset to get you started and then I’m going to send you memes as propaganda

gatetossing: hurling the gate at passersby and attempting to capture them, regardless of whether they wanted to pass through the gate

Also it is really funny having only a vague knowledge of FE7 because Lyn in her paralogue just talks about the bandits destroying her home and Hector just talks about the Black Fang, so if all you knew was what they say you would have no idea the plot of this game also has some absolutely bonkers crazy dragon bullshit going on.

Hector doesn't even mention that the assassin group was making homunculi. Burying all the ledes.

The contrast between how often Drifter brings up the square spaghetti vs. getting stabbed through the hand when talking to Arthur tells me that the spaghetti was somehow more traumatic than getting stabbed with a whole-ass sword.