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hey guys. hey guys guess what.

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

tired of pretending i dont like imagine dragons . "all their music sounds like its designed to be in movie trailers" and !!!! some bitches like brainless noise !!!!!!

"they're generic and engineered to be the most bland 'rock' band imagineable for the masses" when radioactive comes on i do the inhale-exhale thing with my entire chest u will never know simple joys and pleasures like i do.

[holding myself firmly by the neck like a yowling squirming kitten] This Minor Setback Is Not The End Of The World

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Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing

Yeah but give the guy a parachute if he falls lol there’s mountains right there

hot people always have teeth that are a lil bit fucked up and it only makes them hotter

I didnt realize Elon Musk had other kids from before Grimes, but learning he has an 18 year old trans daughter who is legally filing a name change to match her gender identity and so she'll no longer be related to her father in name really puts his "pronouns suck" "this isnt your heart" shenanigans into a much worse light.

wait so technically vampires are vegetarians

op elaborate

blood is a non-meat animal product, like diary or eggs. that counts as vegetarian don't it

if a vampire only feeds on villagers it finds wandering around in a haunted forest or whatever, that counts as both eating local and free-range

#well. it counts as eating locals