I wasted all my witty ideas on bad jokes

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

I'm going to start getting annoyed soon...

shane will learn ilya’s language bc he loves ilya. ilya would have considered learning another language for shane but unfortunately the only other language shane knows is french. and as a european it is his god given duty to reject as much french from his life as humanly possible. also english was hard and he got better at it to try and impress shane so i think if shane ever brings up ilya potentially learning french he might have to sleep in a different bed that night

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean