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An anarchist arachnid!

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penandinkprincess

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

incendavery

DONT ask why corvid isnt wearing a shirt bc the answer is embarrassing. (i forgor to draw it)

incendavery

ostensible-adult

Image descriptions:

Image 1: A four-panel comic featuring furry characters "Cat", "Goat", and "Corvid". All text is all-caps. Panel 1: Cat says to Corvid "Hey. Your pronoun pin is upside down." Panel 2: A close-up of corvid's upside-down pronoun pin, reading "HE/THEY". Panel 3: Corvid says "Oh. Yeah. It came loose from its backing, and now it keeps doing that." Panel 4: Goat says "And here I thought you were flying it upside-down to signal distress", and Corvid laughs in small text.

Image 2: A single-panel comic labeled "Bonus Panel". Cat says "HE/THEY", with the text upside-down. Corvid says "How did you say that with your mouth??"

Image 3: A tumblr comment saying "Your pronouns are he/they now". "he/they" is written with non-standard characters so it appears to be written upside-down.

Image 4: Image 2, edited with the commenter's icon over Cat's head. Cat still says "HE/THEY" with upside-down text. Corvid now says "How did you type that with your keyboard??"

grainyflashes

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

#V lore: I had the Arthur soundtrack on CD when I was a small child

saintmarc

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dungeonmastersconsortium

remember

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mmy7souvlaki

i think everyone needs to see this

corvidcall

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

o0fyuu0o

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

sun-cheyne

Also just a handy, DIY air filter in general, if a bit bulky. For a less bulky and cheaper (but also less effective) solution, you can simply tape one filter to the fan, cut a shroud if you'd like.

snowriddenwolf

just FYI, this is quite literally what the climate scientists at my work who specialized in wildfire smoke impacts recommend. it works great, it's cheap to make, and it will make a noticeable impact on your air quality.

mechanicalriddle

i have asthma & keep one of these running in my room perpetually. after I set it up the difference in my sleep quality was pretty much night and day. Dont waste your time on proprietary air filters; SIMPLY bust out the duct tape

woolandflax

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

woolandflax

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

woolandflax

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

inthefallofasparrow

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

rederiswrites

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

jottingprosaist

Shareholder Profit: War (the casus belli for attacks on workers' rights)

Private Equity: Pestilence (they are parasites that voraciously strip the value out of a healthy business until it withers and dies)

Workforce Optimization: Famine (cutting hours and employees until the business is starved of staff, barely functioning)

Corporate Personhood: Death (a hollow, shambling mockery of a human with rights and needs)

rederiswrites

Yeah I can work with that.

vltima

Ooooh, Private Equity fits even better with the original Horseman: Conquest. Because it's something taking over, y'know?

#where did the commonly accepted version of the four come from anyway?#I mean don't get me wrong I feel like Conquest is a little redundant and Pestilence fits in better thematically

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ozempicofficial

gay--dog

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

discount--dracula

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

nabakovian

i'm sorry i don't know the source of this because it was posted on reddit without credit but i'm obsessed with this

nabakovian

my favorite tags on this post

knifesquidblr

This is the source, it's an edit by a friend of mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyrosalyn/comments/1i102es/this_is_not_for_you/

knifesquidblr

Forgot he was on here too, it's @nullxface!

nullxface

A few days ago I edited together a quick House of Leaves / Calvin & Hobbes crossover comic and posted it to Reddit, didn't sign it or anything since I'm not Bill Watterson, so of COURSE it blew up! Anyway here's the one I made for The Shining

sarcoptid

FITTED TO WHOM

sparkytheandroid

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

sarcoptid

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

queer-cosette

this post makes me snort every single time

#all time fav tbh

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

magn-animously

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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sickbrokenangel

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

halosnothere

well that can't be good

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