Monkeys Wearing Little Pants

@thegoddamnwordsmith @himeno24 HE LITERALLY WOULD GIVE A SERIOUS ANSWER

“Let me say this, Anderson–let me say this. We should never have pulled out of Wakanda. Obama, who is very low-energy, pulled out of Wakanda and ISIS got all of the Vibranium, and now all of the jobs, and all of the cyber, they’re going to…look, we’re gonna go in there and get a better deal with Wakanda, we’re going to get a better deal on Canada’s Weapon X program, we’re gonna knock the hell out of them.”

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

well you did ask

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

@jewneto

Oh my god WHAT

I’m beginning to wonder if there aren’t a few nazis inside Marvel itself…

Boost the hell out of this.  Nazi propaganda has no place in a decent society.

Not exactly having to do with princesses here, but it does have to do with holding Disney accountable for more than just money. Since I figured the followers of this blog are interested in conscious consumption and better representation, I think that no few of you would be deeply offended by the idea of Nazi Cap. Especially considering how Marvel keeps doubling down.

Spread this. As someone who had to deal with the weird ads Man in the High Castle did (they plastered the subway with the America-Nazi flag, it was confusing for everyone - especially since the show was stupid as shit), I wish we’d been able to complain before they did that shit.

Holy smokes! I had no idea the Lone Ranger was black!

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

THIS IS THE PUREST THING EVER

Uranus rotation has me laughing for like 2 mins now…

Someday I will not reblog this. Today is not that day.

Episode VIII Space Bear looks great

I’ve added this post to my queue 40 times. Enjoy it daily.

And y'all probably thought I was kidding.

Nobody who knows you thought you were kidding.

by For Lack of a Better Comic (bonus panel).

I’m not crying you’re crying

Why did you do this to me so early