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filthy, filthy read
Bartender at my usual spot like "you sticking around for the Netherlands game?" and I cannot emphasize enough that this game starts at three in the fucking morning. I am an old man, dave
So one of my Dutch professors a while back used she/they pronouns, and I used them appropriately and didn't think anything of it until literally just today when I realized — wait...that's just zij?
To clarify-slash-nerd-out, Dutch does not have different words for "she" and "they." This is unique to that pronoun pair, too. There's a "he" so it's not a lack of plurality distinction like in English "you." There's also an "it" unlike in romance languages where everything is gendered. Honestly, Dutch has an unholy fuckton of pronouns generally; you have emphasized and unemphasized versions of most things, formal or informal yous in both plural and singular variants, plus goofy stuff like jouw that I'm still getting a handle on. Honestly, thank god half of them are homophones (u vs uw??? Fuck uw) because otherwise I'd never have gotten past pronouns to learn any of the rest of the goddamned language. It's just this random weird thing that you use the same word for she and they and you can only tell which one was meant from the plurality of the verb.
Which is all to say that 1) I've just realized that every single woman in the Netherlands uses she/they pronouns and 2) I've just realized that my professor who moved to the United States and did all of their university studies in English and is now teaching in an English-only degree program might be fucking with the anglophones in their life a lil bit
I will never get over the fact that somebody in this country took as bitchass a song as "heyyyyyyy baby I want to know if you'll be my girl" and made it a jock jam of all goddamn things, mainly by adding a HOO. HAH. to the chorus

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But whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
It is OKAY everyone I found a place that sells BINGSU we are BACK
But whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Really is astonishing from the perspective of 1996 or even 2006 how badly we collectively just fucked up the internet. From promise of a bright new future to structurally-collapsing delusion-inducement-machine that somehow impoverishes the brick-and-mortar economy while simultaneously being unable to support itself, in one generation. Everyone has their own villains of choice for it but let's not lose sight of the bigger picture. This would be like Spain beginning the age of sail circa 1500 and by 1530 the ships were all made of lead and crewed by drunks and everyone had forgotten how sails work.
Walk Like No One Is Driving
Amsterdam life
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
Listen maybe this is because the small european country I live in is the Netherlands and the Dutch have a lot of feelings about apples but they absolutely DO NOT have fewer cultivars or simpler naming conventions than the US. Apples are complicated for the same reason dogs are complicated; we have been breeding various differently useful versions of this species basically since we learned to ugh brugh our way through a conversation.

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I'm ok and everything is fine, why do you ask
I'm actually not sure anyone has defined this better than I just did and I'm drunk off my ass
Guys, I am so sorry, but none of us is ever going to be as funny as the woman whose interview I am currently analyzing for class.
I mean, she was

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I'm taking the train to london over the weekend, and I swear, even if brexit had done no other harm, it should have inspired a revolt for ruining train travel. You have to go through the full airport experience: TSA rapiscanners and belts off and put all your crap in the little tray, then instead of waiting at the platform or, idk, getting on the fucking train, you're all jammed into a tiny little terminal with limited seating, waiting at a closed-off ramp for them to announce that they have deigned to allow you to board. At this point, they could start boarding us by zones, and I would not be surprised.