Stoker's Spooky Corner

I have little to no sympathy for the wives of major GOP figures but I think it’s hilarious how openly and brazenly they hate their husbands and they barely bother to pretend to care. The party of family values.

is that the same woman whose sister died in a very embarassing Tesla-Malfunction Accident?

Yeah

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

im the worlds most normal soldier and i got so excited that my friend was over i started explaining pony classism

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

life gets so much better when u accept urself for the weird little bitch that u are

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

yeah sorry for giving you those weird new kinks. do you want me to make it worse

anyone wanna sit together in silence while you do your thing and i do my thing and we do our things. together. in silence

"do it scared" "do it alone" "do it bored" what about MY strategy. do it later

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."