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Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin
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@theartofmadeline
occasionally subtle
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The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
Had to put this in my sketchbook lol
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That feel when your servant is too stupid to understand that you want the window open*
*or won’t because the air outside is unbreathable
She just really thinks I’m dim
Me when the themes and motifs connect in my brain
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Guys, he’s at it again…
Somebody please tell me the dev team got to eat this at their launch party.
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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system
(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy
One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable
To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit
"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."
I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.
everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing
Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction
They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined
Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman
beating this dead horse with memes
Hey this was a real fun little read. It's so great to find these treasures on this site
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My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing
I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend
Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done
yes this exactly
So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).
Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.
Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.
So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.
This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂
happy pride to gotham knights dick grayson and gotham knights dick grayson only.
“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter
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Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat
The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat
Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!
Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...
The source of her power:
The most delicious little strawbebby...
Presenting the politest of little gentlemen
Sending love to those desperately trying to find their spark again.
I finished the main story quest of Gotham Knights a few days ago, and holy hell if this is what Batman is all about I’m SO DOWN?! For the record, Gotham Knights is my first exposure to DC’s canonical content, and it’s a damn good thing it was because I’m SO HOOKED.
The oaths that Nightwing, Batgirl, Red Hood and Robin (the Tim Drake one) take at the finale cutscene? BOMB. Batman’s last words (SPOILER OFC, and paraphrased from memory) of “It was never the criminals of Gotham that scared me. It’s YOU [to the Court of Owls]. The rich who want more, politicians who pander to your demands, police who hurt the people they’ve sworn to protect!”
IS THIS THE BATMAN HYPE? IS THIS WHY HE’S SO POPULAR?
Anyway all that to say I’ve started reading the batman comics now lololol so I’ve been officially recruited.
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
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Happy May the Fourth to this tweet specifically
Emil is my "yup this is real wool" detector. It's only real wool that he goes this nuts over
