xenogenital headcanons

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get--" and they were like OHHH #36 WITH EXTRA NOODLES YOU'RE BACK and I almost cried

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

OP what do you mean their size difference isn't this drastic usually? Did they change size for this photoshoot? How big are they usually? What do you mean?

i do not like when posts On Here take a needlessly conspiratorial framing

we cannot let Them divide us... it's all a plot to make us engage in conspiratorial thinking and jump at shadows. the only solution is to be on guard for agents provocateur at all times