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I also got 3 cocktails and kept sucking those down on top. Overall I had nachos for appetizer, a pulled pork sandwhich, a pork bean soup, a big plate of enchiladas, and a chocolate cake for dessert 🥵

Seriously as I was finishing up the enchiladas I was feeling like I was gonna burst. I didn’t think I’d be able to stuff anything else down on top and I had to go to the rest room for a few minutes just so I could unbutton my pants and rub and belch my big fat gut.

I did take a little bit of the cake home because I was seriously so fucking full, and also a little buzzed from the cocktails. If I was allowed to unbutton my pants lean back and rub my gut while I eat it though I could’ve finished it 🥵 but I didn’t think anyone else there would appreciate that.

They also put me at a tall table and it’s so hard to keep shoveling food in my mouth when I’m in a barstool chair. I don’t want to spill on my shirt, but once I have 4 fucking meals in me I just can’t lean forward anymore since my big gut can’t bend with all that food in it. 😮‍💨

I waddled out of there just trying to make it back to my car in one piece. I know my big belly had to have been bulging the fuck out, but I was too full to care. Once I got home I just crashed on the couch and rubbed my big gut and groaned until it felt better.

I’m such a fucking porky glutton ordering and eating all this. I mentioned that I was hungry in an attempt to make it seem okay, but pretty sure eating that much goes past hunger and straight into uncontrollable gluttony. I just ate ate ate until my big fat GUT wouldn’t stretch anymore.

Ugh I feel so fucking HUGE right now, I can’t believe the size and girth of my round gut right now. I’m just pinned under it on the couch still, but it feels a lot better now that it’s not throbbing like it’s going to burst. But it still feels like I’ve got a permanent big yoga ball on my gut that my arms keep bulging into 🥵

I need to be taken out and fed this much food every night. Need to just be fed an insane amount of food until my gut grows out of my shirt even when I’m not stuffed. I just want them to see this big fat gut coming and know I’m about to order 5 fuckin things off the menu just for me and my big fat TANK 😩

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