Woe is me.

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I will always reblog this.

I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

Happy 13th birthday to “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

Yes, yes he is...

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

I still say that the opening 15 minutes of The Hunger are the best vampire movie ever made. Bauhaus performing “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” with Peter Murphy in a cage? David Bowie as a vampire? Yes. Perfect.