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immortality anon back with more nonsense! okay so in The Old Guard, whenever a new immortal dies for the first time, the others start dreaming about them also i'm assuming that the healing factor doesn't kick in until you die for the first time (correct me if i'm wrong, maybe you know more about this) what if soap was the first immortal of the group and then started dreaming about a man who was buried "alive" (aka simon gets trapped in an unpleasant cycle of suffocation and resurrection until he gets out of the coffin)
Yes yes yes, everything about this!
Simon Riley has felt extraordinary, immeasurable pain in his life, from his father, from the military, from Roba, but it is nothing like the pain of being buried alive. His lungs ache, both from screaming and, later, from holding his breath, trying to conserve as much oxygen as possible once he’d realized that no one could hear him. His muscles scream in protest as he pushes against the metal nails of the coffin and six feet of sandy dirt on top of him. His fingernails and fingertips are raw and bloody, worn down to the bone in some places, and yet… the wood is still intact. He hasn’t even made a dent.
The jawbone that he finds helps, as long as he refuses to think about where it came from, who it belonged to, what he’s laying on, and finally, finally the wood starts to splinter.
It’s not enough. He suffocates seventeen minutes later.
And then he wakes up, jawbone still in hand, his lungs aching for a breath he can’t take, and he starts where he left off. It must be a nightmare, a delusion gifted to him by his quickly fading mind. He needs air, needs freedom, needs a blue sky above him and a breeze against his skin. He has to keep going, no matter how many times he nods off or falls unconscious.
In the comics, it takes him thirteen hours to differentiate himself out of Vernon’s coffin. I wonder how long it would’ve taken if he’d been stuck in a torturous cycle of death and rebirth, his muscles getting increasingly weaker each time, the lack of oxygen shortening his life with every round. Days, perhaps, or weeks. Long enough for Johnny to find where he’d been buried, to be waiting for him when he emerges from the dirt, lungs straining and eyes hazy, questions on the tip of his tongue, and Johnny has answers (Simon doesn’t necessarily like the answers, but they’re answers all the same)
Anyway, the part about all of this that I’m most intrigued about is the dreams themselves, because they’re not just of what the new immortal is going through right now, they’re flashes of details of the new immortal’s life leading up to their death. Which begs the question: what would Johnny see in his dreams about Simon, and what would stop him from storming Roba’s compound then and there?
HAS THIS HAPPENED TO ANYONE ELSE ? is the Eevee I caught a Mandela affect Or is it because it's a wild pokemon or is it because it's a glitch? because I went to Pokemon road on let's go Eevee today and I spotted Eevees in the grass and I caught my "first" Eevee that isn't my Eevee that was given by professor oak , and I looked at it and shouted " IT'S A BOY EEVEE!" Then I realized the gender and said " IT'S A GIRL?!" and I had to look it up for myself and looked at the game and realized it's a female Eevee with a male Eevee tail
DP x DC Prompt #35
There's a Teen Titans, there's a Young Justice, but there's no Teen Superhero team that deals with things that Justice League: Dark does. And, well, John's a little tired.
Once teenager superheroes stop being teenager superheroes, and they seem to belong with JLD, they got tossed in the team. But, they aren't prepared for the team. They haven't dealt quite with threats that JLD handles all the time. They're not experienced enough.
So, John decides it's time to get a Young Justice: Dark team started. He's shit at leading, though, so he calls Phantom for a favor.
John: so, you died when you were still a kid, right?
Danny: yeah...
John: that means you're mentally still a kid, even though you're thousands of years old?
Danny: *is actually still a kid, has only been 'dead' for two years*
Danny: I mean, yeah, I guess. Why?
John: so, I had this idea.
Danny: *immediately gets suspicious*
Later he could play off his aging as getting attached/bonding with his teammates so he subconsciously started copying them.
Or Danny's ghost form doesn't age. The dissonance between his human form, which grows and age and need food and air, and his ghost form, forever stuck at the time of his death unless he force it into another shape.
He could be part of JL dark, and Young justice : Dark team at the same time.
why do i want to write fanfic but the thought of actually writing makes me wanna gag?

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everybody look at this extremely wholesome interaction
there’s gotta be a word for the way we flock to tumbler the moment AO3 goes down to share in our joint misery
AO3 UPDATE!! they’re looking into it
Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!
Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!
Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.
Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.
Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.
Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?
Jazz: I am so glad you asked.
Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.

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This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:
This video is a perfect demonstration of just how badly elderly people need to be introduced to video games. Like it should be a thing in facilities and assisted living, it's like a no brainer, and could enrich these people's live SO MUCH!!!
Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess
This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather
Just look at this thing
The rat gun is hereeeeee!
This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."
But it'll always be a rat gun to me.
The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.
I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.
It was actually $75.
The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.
your gazelle has a pearl choker
That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.
Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.
Will update if he survives the kiln.
i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺
I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!
OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?
Dude, c'mon, these things take time.
Give me a couple hours.
Okay!! We have doordrobe! It's not quite done but after nearly turning myself into an hellpancake while carrying this in from the garage to the house, I feel like I should call it a night.
Right now it's not going into a secret room (but the Angel of Death (And WiFi) behind it does have a secret compartment for my router? Does that count) but Malice and Vice are still exploring it like it's a whole new world.
The House of Horrors continues to be...well, exactly what it is.
Oh, no, all radioactive materials go in The Box.
please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?
The Box.
Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar
Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.
Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation
[crazytom] - reposted w/ permission

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Sometimes these men will have big beautiful brown eyes. And what am I supposed to do? Not stare into them?
Saw this on Pinterest and I can’t stop thinking about how Utena and Anthy are all five of these
I’m reading all of these and every single one of them works with Xena and Callisto’s dynamic.
Especially on Callisto’s end.