For the rejected and the monsters. Obligatory MCYT SCP story for Sleepy Bois Inc + Tubbo. A special interest that's consumed my brain utterly for over 4 years now. CookieNomNomCrunch on AO3. They/them đ
This is an au that has consumed me. This blog will just be a terrible mess of whatever Iâm stuck on for the week, likely with little explanation and heavy spoilers. Anyway, the general vibe + anomalous properties are below cut:
Philza: The Zilant. Is the immortal concept of fire and fury, which pretends to be a dragon, which pretends to be a human. Maintains his personhood by attaching himself to mortals he calls his âCollectedâ. Currently: Tommy, Wilbur, The Blade, and Tubbo. Additionally, Philza is very intent on keeping any promise he makes and was kept in the Foundation exclusively because theyâd captured his Collected and made a deal. Gives great dad advice, except when the advice is âlet me murder them for you <3â
Tommy: The Instigator. Has a blood red liquid on his hands that grows when heâs scared. When people touch it, they become aggressive to anyone but Tommy. At low TI-Red levels this leads to things like bickering, but it escalates to physical violence and brutality. When TI-Red levels consume him and he thinks heâs going to die, he summons The Blade. Lived as a normal human and met Wil, Phil, and The Blade after a summoning at 15; visited the homeless guys occasionally till the Foundation captured at 16. Abandonment issues, highly touch starved, used as a Thaumiel. Collected Tubbo.
The Blade: The Blood God. Is a massive boar behemoth with voices in his head. When attacked (or if thereâs an orphan), becomes The Blood God, who will bend the universe to ensure he wins. The Blade only comes back when the challenge has been completed. Grew up as a monster in the woods, but pulled himself up out of the voices, figured out what was him and what was The Blood God, and established his own personhood. Somehow has a college degree, met Phil and Wil during a gap year. Loves gardening and murdering people for Tommy. Also managed to come out of the Foundation the least traumatized, iconic.Â
Wilbur: Soot. [tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block] His legs magically rearrange so he is the tallest humanoid in the room. Oh also the void in the side of his face that eldritch abominations claw their way out of. Was basically a feral starving child till ~14 when Philza forcefully adopted him. A chronic insomniac with a heart of gold and a tongue of silver, held together despite the inherent contradictions between being a supreme survivalist and a drama hoe. Memory issues because he represses basically everything.Â
Tubbo: The Pollinator. Is a honeycomb skin suit for approximately 400,000 bees. Uses they/them we/us pronouns, because they are a Hive mind/system containing at least three humans: a Little, a Foundation employee, and a lawyer/farmer. Tubbo grew up mostly normal, albeit in secret. The most recently captured by the Foundation, and a staunch pacifist. This causes them to be at odds with Philza, who did a few murderous rampages too many, and The Blade, for the reason above and also because he destroyed their legs. But they stick around because theyâre attached to Tommy.Â
Basic vibes are found family, hurt/comfort, questions of morality, and trauma at the hands of the Foundation and each other. Things get messy, but itâs all bound together with love at the end of the day.
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Project Guide
The tag 'crumbs to tide you over' is how I organize ficlets, wip sippets, and fic announcements. Personal tag is something to nom on. Wilbur tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block tags, and my PR response to that is here.
Ao3 fics:
Fault. The titular SBI SCP AU. SBI trapped in the Foundation. Lots of angst, large exploration of trauma, dehumanization, moral philosophies, and messed up found family. Tags are fault au, fault memes pog, sbi scp au, fault analysis, etc. This is a whole series and has many associated works. Long Fic.
>Also Where, then, do your loyalties lie? for AU where human Phil works for the Foundation and tries to free kid SCP Tommy. Complete.
Mandatory Family Reunion. Techno kidnapped by criminal dark SBI and handles it very poorly AU. Heavy dark em duo. Explores different types of abuse, motivations, delusions, and how love causes harm. Tag is Mandatory Family Reunion, sometimes mfr. Long Fic.
The Lambs Wolves Wear (Ficlet is here; starts at the Reveal and currently goes further than the ao3) Fully dark SBI where Philza's children were replaced by monsters. Demon "Tommy", changeling "Wilbur", and ghost army "Technoblade" are violent and traumatized, their tensely conflicting infiltration motives jeopardizing the lives of everyone in a twenty mile radius. As they experience love for the first time, will the wolves in sheeps clothing be tamed? Tw for abuse and horror. Long Fic.
Way more below, those are just my main projects ^-^
Where Hearts Roost. Fairy tale AU, Tommy and Wilbur break into witch Philza's cottage and get adopted. Sweet, hurt/comfort, themes of learning to trust. Complete.
The Altars We Sacrifice Our Futures On. Wherein Tommy is sacrificed to The Blood God, except he isn't an orphan so Techno awkwardly adopts him and is awful at parenting. Very funny and fluffy with some dark humor mixed in. Complete.
To Return the Favor of Raising Me. Zombie apocalypse where kid Techno struggles to lead Tommy, Niki, Tubbo, and Ranboo in killing survivors to feed their brains to zombie Philza. Techno develops insane beef with Kristin, who tries to rescue the kids to her survivor compound. Heavy angst, MCD (duh Phil is a zombie), lots of traumatized children. Complete, Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Shred Your Wings to Make You Ours. Wing fic! Predator bird Philza shreds prey!Technoâs wings and shoves him in a hole to eat later. Only problem? Philza is a sleep deprived new dad, and accidentally brings Techno back to the nest. Now the only way Techno can survive is to pretend to be a predator, too. A literal Dead Bird Do Not Eat fic- as the whole premise is cannibalism birds.
Always at His Side, Never in His Sight. OSMP + Philzaâs FlowerFall. Queer royalty AU with lots of bedrock bros angst. Tommy is struggling with insecurities, aromanticism, and growing gender dysphoria, and elects to cope with invisibility potions even as side effects grow worse. Adopted crown prince Techno dodges assassins, wrangles structural inaccessibility, and accepts his role as a martyr for Tommy. Angst/comfort with fun Origin social world building. Complete. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Of Feathers and Fawning. (or ficlet here) Where Tommy is an avian and during exile his abuser takes advantage of his instincts to manipulate him. Angst heavy, deals with suffering and recovering from abuse. Complete.
Rise up and make this city glow. Young mage Niki gets conscripted invited to learn magic! Her mentor, Technoblade, had far more reservations. Hard not to, after being broken down through endless crushed rebellions. Is Niki the spark that can finally fan the flames of revolution? Complete. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Lord, what fools these mortals be! Fantasy AU, Winter Court Fae Queen Kristin and King Philza try to kidnap SBI. Wacky hijinks with dark portions. Some themes of bodily autonomy, subtle manipulations, absurdity of the fae. One chapter left.
Lighting Lanterns to Bring You Home. Mythology AU where Techno is a Harvest/Revolt god that is killed every Winter Persephone style, Wilbur a Festival/Dissent god. Heavy tragedy. Themes of self change, coping with grief. Abandoned with outline.
One shots:
Where do Babies Come From? Modern AU where Philza picks up homeless kids. My first fic everyone say awww.
Worth far more than your weight in gold. Monster Hunter Techno goes after Philza, who is a raven-dragon-kenku, for taking Tommy. Phil can only talk through redacting others sentences. Monster/culture worldbuilding. Hurt/comfort, distrustful bonding. Themes of learning to value yourself, discrimination, communication.
116 East Normal Street. Human Techno bonding with his neighborhood, who are all not-so-secretly from very different genres such as 'magical girl' or 'noir detective' or 'invading alien'. Most light-hearted thing I've ever written tbh. Themes about suburban isolation but it's buried in there.
A ghost is a tragedy reliving itself. Fault AU where they are abstracted into short horror stories.
Pigmalian.exe. Technoblade is a war robot and Philza is the scientist who made him. As Philza nurtures Techno to sentience, the robot struggles with the meaning of agency and friendship. Angst and Bonding.
Vlogger and the Vampire. Parasocial? Paranormal? Why not both? Vampire emerald duo when Philza nabs a new angry fledgeling. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Ficlets:
Reverse âThe Lambs Wolves Wearâ. Lambs!AU where Philza is the one replaced by a monster (angel) and his children have to navigate it.
Sandduo makes âThe Lambs Wolves Wearâ even more tragic. âWilburâ shows up after Philza already killed âTechnoâ and âTommyâ. Pure angst ensues. Complete.
Waxing and Waning. Goddess of Death Kristin tricks Philza into becoming an icarus figure, only, sun god Tommy has never been embraced before. Complete.
Civilian. Philza finds a team of child superheroes and begins to get worried about their safety. Time to take it into his own hands! Complete.
Reverse Mafia Kidnapping? Tommy kidnaps Crime Boss!Philza. Chaos ensues. Complete.
Paragon of Justice (or whatever). Superhero Techno takes the fall for Ranboo to get tossed in jail the same week villain Wilbur gets caught, too. When breaking out of jail, villain sbi decide to take a plus one! Complete.
A Study in Brood Parasites. Dark!Kristin is a brood parasite bird that plants her chick, Techno, into Philzaâs family. Only, she becomes enraptured watching Philza care for his family. Surely he wonât mind if another brood parasite infiltrates his familyâŚ. Complete.
Under-The-Bed. Tommy has a brand new monster under his bed. And maybe, if heâs nice enough, Techno will protect him from the monsters over-the-bed. Complete.
Murky Depths. Tiny Merman Techno gets rescued from polluted waters by a giant Kristin and put into a fish tank to recover. He is very Andy about this. Complete.
Do you need help drowning, darling? Vampire Hunter!Techno gets only partially turned, and is in deep denial about it as his health gets worse and worse. Luckily (?) for him, vampire Philza just decided to infiltrate the hunter compound.
Your Heart in My Hands. Fledgeling Tommy isnât integrating with the coven well :( he keeps trying to escape. But now that Philza has found the reason he was running, all he has to do is lock Tommy in a room with Tubbo until heâs turnedâŚor consumed. Almost complete.
The Blood God and His Fledgeling. Hyper Depressed ancient vampire!Techno finds the reincarnation of Theseus, the man who refused to turn thousands of years ago. While he wonât turn Tommy without consentâŚ.heâs not above forcing the issue. Honestly kinda abandoned.
Beast and Boy. Techno is a giant monster thatâs been terrorizing the town for years, but when gravely wounded limps off to die. Tommy, however, just got a new puppy!!! And is very determined his parents wonât find out about the puppy under the house. Complete.
Bunnybladeâs 5-step Plan to World Dominance. Lab bunny Techno escapes, only to fall in the TOTALLY NEFARIOUS clutches of Philza. BUT WORRY NOT! The feeble might of a random civilian is not enough to Bunnybladeâs terrible schemes! âŚbut might postpone them for a carrot break. And some petting. Comedy.
Shoot to Kill (I know you will). Cyber punk. Death lottery reaper!Phil tries to chase down Techno, but is thwarted by the principles of anarchy. Complete.
Hibernation. au where techno doesnât really hibernate for weeks at a time; he just thinks he does because his âfriendsâ drug him for long periods of time to help him learn how to 'lower his guard'. Complete.
The Hero of Their Dreams. Abused!Tommy finds escapism through his dreams, where he is the beloved hero of a fantasy world. And the people in his dreams will do anything to ensure Tommy never wakes up to the horrors of their reality. 5/6.
In Case of Malunion, Carve Through Bone. Collab with Sohr and Apple. Archeologist!Philza is a modern reincarnation of an ancient trio deity who unwittingly revives Technoblade and Kristin. Through a road trip of museum heists, Techno and Kristin start gathering up the shattered pieces of Phil's deitihood. Piece by piece they replace the mortal. Complete.
I've Heard It Both Ways (from The Voices) Psyche Au where Techno claims he has visions from The Blood God which helps him solve murder cases. Uh huh. That's what he's going with. Tommy (Lassiter) is having none of it. But after Skeppy (Mr Yang) captures them both, Tommy might not like the truth he finds. Complete.
The Evertrue Pull of Home. Birds use magnetic fields to navigate. Dark Kristin decides to blast his head with magnets so Philza has no compass home. Bedrock bros try to rescue him.
Can you love me, if I pretend? Human Techno finds refuge in an origins community by pretending to be a bunnyborn. It goes. Badly.
AMESMP
Context, I'm on an origins server playing a scientist phantom named Cessation.
Failure Analysis Log 3 is a fic told through a series of scientific contents regarding Wickburn Asper working on the Ancient City portal, trying to get into the afterlife. Tragedy, yuri (?!), horror.
Ame Smp intro, Seft (Cessation's phantom kid), Pod-cast posts 1, 2, battles, i'm like super behind explaining anything man gooood luck.
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Hybrid AU in exile arc where avian instincts can take over to a degree that is almost horrific, erasing someoneâs personality and rationality when theyâre panicking.Â
During exile week, Tommyâs abuser takes advantage of the fact, acting nice and doing traditional avian parental behaviors like cooing or wing grooming. Theyâre way too intimate and make Tommy uncomfortable but as time goes on and heâs starving for affection (and doesnât want to get punished) Tommy doesnât resist like he used to. Itâs relaxing, or is until the fingers combing through his feathers stop and he remembers to shudder.
During one grooming session, his abuser asks to keep some of his feathers to wear. In avian culture thatâs a very intimate familial practice, a mixture between a claim to signify a close bond as well as a promise to carry the person as safely as their own two wings. Tommyâs gut rolls at the thought of his abuser wearing his feathers, and he canât tell if itâs excitement or dread. But heâs learned not to say no by then, and tries not to flinch as his long pretty primaries are cut.Â
An impulsive little stab of happiness shoots through his chest every time he sees his feathers fanning out of his abuserâs mask. He automatically feels a little safer when he sees the feathers, which the rest of Tommy is kind of freaked about. Heâs starting to lose his grip on whatâs him and whatâs his instincts, even if his abuser keeps assuring him to trust his gut since listening to his stupid ideas is what got him in this mess in the first place. The negging is still happening of course, Tommy being weak and too fragile and useless to be able to fly. A chick like him isnât safe on his own. Tommy doesnât leave because something inside him is terrified of abandoning the ânestâ even though his real home is in LâManburg.
After putting his stuff in a pit, Tommy accidentally stands too close. The blast catches him. Not the first time, one caught him a day or two ago and he rounded upon his abuser, cursing him out rather stupidly. But now Tommy drops to the ground, feathers fluffed up and pupils dilated as he freezes on the spot. The only movement he can manage is to reach for the man who hurt him in the first place. His distressed chirping noises are only capable of ceasing once heâs in his abuserâs arms. Or rather, his guardianâs embrace. Afterward, Tommy follows him everywhere, until heâs scolded at the nether portal, forced to wait until he comes back. Itâs hours before Tommy realizes what heâs doing. The separation is agonizing.
Heâs finally imprinted. Took the brat long enough. But Tommy is finally, finally in the palm of his hand, instincts ensnared in a chokehold.
âI like who I am now! Probably more than who I was. But that doesnât mean he was bad.â
This line chokes me up. The distance of calling your past self with a third person pronoun, marking how far youâve come, the progress of healing simultaneously making the past seem foreign, distant. And yet at the same time thereâs this unending grace for that past self, giving mercy to a younger you for being hurting and scared and lashing out. Looking back having grown so much it can be easy to loath that distant, other you. But instead you show that past you kindness he because he wasnât given kindness then, either.
Giving mercy to something imperfect and aching just feels so right for the end of the dsmp. We canât go back. But we can miss it, and forgive.
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L'Manburg is a giant city-sized flying ship scraping through endless fog above a desolate world. It never lands, entirely self sufficient. Overcrowded as hell and bursting at the seams with generations of people with only bitter memories of a life off the ship, there is quite literally nowhere to escape to.
Not even in death.
Medicine has advanced like crazy and so itâs super hard for most people to die. Philza is an Angel of Death meant to thin the ranks. Heâs hella rich because when the death lottery lands on wealthy people, they bribe him. And sometimes he doesnât take the offer so the next bribe is way bigger (or thatâs what he says, sometimes someone is so despicable he wonât be deterred no matter what). A few rich guys pick up on it and try to boost PR like crazy to seem like theyâre one of the good millionaires, which is enough for Phil to justify it all to himself.
Meanwhile, Techno is a broke anarchist with a gaggle of brats heâs teaching principles of resistance and mutual aid to, becoming a cornerstone of his community through his work. Which means, heâs causing a lot or problems for the elites. They want him gone, and they want him gone fast. Only, Techno keeps wriggling out of jail, be it by legal or illegal measures. Quackityâs got loopholes on lockdown so the longest Technoâs ever been in is three months, to return the favor of Techno hooking him up with connections to a really good dentist.
However, there is a system where prisoners get their name in extra times, to harshly enforce the consequences of repeated offenses. Meaning, itâs deeply lucrative to try and criminalized types of people that you donât like because it increases their chance of just dying. And for a young broke anarchist stirring up troubleâŚ.thereâs a lot of incentive to get him reaped.
But. Heh. Someone didnât tell this loser Angel that Technoblade never dies. Techno isnât given a heads up of course, but he lives his life paranoid enough that when Phil tries to get the drop on him, he barely evades. Leading to a chase. Leading to a very public chase, which may or may not involve Technoblade tossing lots of insults one liners and comebacks at Phil. On live television. And getting away.
Philza is rather publicly humiliated, though is more disgruntled by the fact heâs failed a mission for the first time. So he tries to kill Techno again. And again. Itâs even harder now that techno has a heads up though. Phil grits his teeth and asks for the Look Out system. Itâs not common, but not unheard of, for an Angel to botch a mission. Not that Phil has ever needed it. Basically itâs a reward put out for a confirmed spotting of the death marked, and an even bigger one for bringing them in. Not killing them tho, the gov doesnât want the populace having means or experience in death, or the bad PR of killing the wrong guy. So now, the overflowing population is also on the look out for Techno.
Except. Except Techno has actually really firmly rooted himself in his community. Heâs the one who steals medicine for sick kids and intimidates gangs away from protection rackets. Heâs the one handing out pamphlets on rights so people avoid arrest, starting protests, popping people out of detention centers, delivering meals to those over 300, everything. And every single time he was hammering in the idea of mutual aid. So. He might have a lot of favors to cache. And after their hard clawed for stability started to unravel in the 3 months Techno was in jail, theyâll do anything to keep him.
Philza gets a call on a Techno sighting, only to find no one but a small blond brat, with later intel telling him Techno was three miles away and eighty floors down. Tommy, apparently the chatter box is called, tells him this ENDLESS story including what he ate for breakfast and when his birthday is in the preamble to when he saw the death marked. And also how the death marked was helping a 500 year old lady cross the street and rescued a warp kitten from a tree. And after an hour when Phil is certain heâs getting nothing tries to threaten Tommy into giving real info since thereâs a fine for false tips. Only for the kid to burst into ENDLESS tears about how itâll bankrupt his family and hurt his chronically ill mother and his little sister wonât be able to afford pre-K coloring pencils even though sheâs an amazing artist and itâs the only thing that brings the family joy. And like. Phil is already extremely harried so he straight up shoves a bunch of money at Tommy to get him to shut up. At which point Tommyâs like. Blink blink. Wait but ur evil.
The groupâs strategy radically readjusts once they realize Phil is not pure evil. Not that Techno is ever going to trust a COP, but, maybe they can use this.
Philza glides through the tall city towers on mechanical wings, his shadow coasting ominously over the crowds below. Superstition promises bad luck at minimum when an Angel of Death passes over. Ridiculous, Philza only targets death marked; heâs not a serial killer by any means. His DNA scanner runs wild, until suddenly pinging on one figure out of thousands. Swooping into a dive he nearly starts a chase on Technoâ
only to get abruptly stopped by Ranboo clinging onto him full force tackle wailing about having lost a family member to an Angel recently. Phil tries to fight them off but heâs already lost Techno in the crowd. (Just why is the crowd sheltering him? Donât they want the reward?) Anyway he figures Ranboo is in on the Techno protection scheme, because increasingly a lot of people are rallying behind Techno in a unified front despite all the elite propaganda attempting to suppress favor for him.
So Phil sits Ranboo down and is like, no, the system is fair, think about the consequences, itâs a more peaceful death than disease or war or famine, etc etc propaganda that fades into a genuine attempt at grief counseling.
Ranboo: why not give people like a monthâs notice to get everything in order.
Phil: Techno had a heads up of five seconds and look where thatâs gotten us.
The real guts of the conversation is the argument about the wealth disparity of targets. Phil tries to argue that there are so few targeted because theyâre already a minority of the population, Ranboo countering with the bribe thing, Phil retorts about the philanthropy heâs inspired, but finally goes quiet when Ranboo slams down a journal detailing all the records showing how fake and surface level it was. Data Phil didnât have, or overlooked, maybe purposefully.
Phil: âŚ.. nobody escapes death, mate. Maybe itâs not fair to individuals, but itâs the fairness society needs to persist.
Ranboo: what if it was your family, though? Your friends?
And Phil just laughs bitterly. "No one loves death, kid."
Phil and Techno bantering more and more on each attempted hunt. Itâs almostâŚnice for someone not to be scared of him for once. Honestly itâs some of the only real human connection Phil actually has, since thereâs a massive rotating cast of other characters trying to thwart him to avoid any intense heat or scrutiny. Still, Phil is sharp as a whip and quickly realizes a lot of them are accidentally dropping information about who Techno is as a person. Philza of course records it all, trying to build a profile of the kid heâs hunting. But admittedlyâŚ.a lot of it isnât useful. He knows Techno gardened relentlessly in a covert hydroponics den to feed his community, but his neighbors are left to tend to it now heâs fled. He has snippets of Technoâs favorite books from the home he ransacked and the lines Techno drops in conversations, but even if heâs read them all twice it doesnât help him catch the death marked. Endless stories about the tangible good techno did for this community, far more real than the performative acts Philza coerced from the upper elite.
As mocking and humiliated as Phil was by the âTechno never diesâ taunt, itâs almost relieving now. Techno lives on in a million stories, all the lives heâs touched. Heâs revolutionized the community into something supportive, and that wonât be lost even when his life is.
And then on a hunt, Philza actually manages to hit Techno. He swallows his heart in his throat, realizing heâd relied on Techno never dying than he thought. Techno had already been off his game, he shouldâve realized as quiet as the man was.
Philza chases the limping techno through the streets, corralling him somewhere more private so he can save techno, but knows techno just thinks itâs so he wonât be martyred. Phil increasingly screaming with worry in his thoughts but canât say anything bc monitorization. He approaches Techno slowly like a cornered animal, weapons lowered but prepared for an attack. Techno is nothing like himself when scared, quiet and desperate and blinded with pain to his usual cleverness. Soon enough heâs cornered in a backend with no where to run - or, normally he would, but not with that bloody sizzling mess of his leg.
Philza crouches down, moving slow as he prowls toward his prey. Philzaâs wings spread out to block Technoâs escape, or any civilians from seeing what occurs. The cameras too, he prays.
âIâll make it quick,â he announces while shaking his head silently. The death marked only curls into himself in pain. Was he always this small? Sure Phil knew he was barely of age from the file but prime he was tiny. PhilzaâŚdidnât have anywhere he could take techno for help. In the months heâd been chasing the death marked, heâd been increasingly aware of the contrast between Technoâs unending support network and his absolute jack all, but itâs never felt so real realizing he has genuinely no one that can help him with this.
Phil peels off the makeshift scrap armor techno has on his leg, injecting a hyper-adrenal syringe and praying the temp meds help him manage it. Heâs trying to use soothing touches but canât much gauge how itâs working, or if techno is scared of him, if heâs- if heâs still conscious. So gently, Phil peels off Technoâs helmet. HeâsâŚnervous. Phil has to memorize his targetâs features through pictures and videos because Angels arenât meant to get the wrong person. Hell all their weapons are DNA based to ensure it. But he memorizes, he doesnât get familiar. Cant stomach it. And heâs seen a Lot more of techno than usual, mugshots of his casual smirk, snapshots of him laughing with friends. Phil isnât ready to see the real Techno, scared and dizzy with blood loss, because itâll make this seem real. The familiar face pasted over his walls, bone white in death. Because Techno is so painfully familiar, now. Maybe the only person in the whole world that Philza has.
And since Philza has cough cough an entirely justified cork board spread of Techno, of course he immediately recognizes his sister, Niki. And immediately panics because 1. he hurt techno's sister 2. he's just hurt a non-death mark, PR nightmare 3. he hurt techno's sister 4. he's already failing this mission so badly and might get fired 5. he hurt techno's sister 6. Civilians are going to avoid him even more after this 7. she's just a kid, not even fifteen, he's hurt a kid oh prime he's hurt a kid 8. he's hurt techno's sister 9. he wouldn't have even realized if he'd just done his job right and killed techno from the start 10. he's hurt her he's hurt her he's hurt her he's hurt h
Niki flinches at her name, biting down on a scream. But she hisses out: It's worth it. Every delay on the bounty is another life saved.
Phil: kid kid no hang on, I'll get you to a hospital, pay for it and everything--
Niki: You already planned to destroy my life by killing him. Techno is all I have.
And Phil is suddenly seething. Because it's such a disservice to everything Techno has ever built that it's vile to him, to imply that Niki wouldn't be cared for. That Techno hasn't single handedly built a community that cares in the pit of a gutter. That all his work would've been in vain. That Techno isn't beloved by everyone, including Philza.
Which is about when Techno's steel boot slams into his temple.
Philza curls into himself, accepting the exploding pain of Techno stomping his ribs in. No point calling for help, no one would come running. He doesn't deserve it anyway. A befitting end for an Angel of Death. The world slips away into black.
He doesn't expect to wake up. Least of all in Techno's safe house chained up to 11. He's bleary and feels naked without any weapons or armor or gadgets. The world is a weird blur of blotchy pain and bright lights. But as he's catching a sea of angry people he recognizes, the only thing phil can think is. "where are the books"
Then, as his brain cells start connecting one to the next, Philza is terrified for how niki is doing. Relentlessly asks about her condition, starts spitting out what all his medical supplies is and how to use it so she's okay. Which leads to the anarchists having a lot of side eye, since they thought that would only happen with some death threats.
At first the anarchists were wanting. well information, weapons, the look of fear in Phil's eyes as they realize he's at their mercy. Maybe a lil torture for catharsis, since it's not like that gets info. But now they're staring down a pathetic mess and are like. hmmm. okay so this guy is about 5 minutes away from flipping sides maybe we can work with this.
Now techno. Techno techno techno. Quite honestly, philza has made his life a living hell. Of course Technoâs laid back joking attitude meant he could banter back and forth no sweat, but a large part of that was also just plain public image control and trying to make sure his enemies couldnât tell just how on the back foot he was. Techno had his entire LIFE detonate, has been couch surfing endlessly while scared witless heâd be getting friends hurt for him, hasnât had a full nights sleep in ages, paranoid out of his head, and just had his little sister shot. So YEAH. Not team Phil thatâs for sure!
Niki tho. Well she hates Phil too cause she was also on the run and saw how bad it affected techno. But she also saw how bad Phil reacted when hit, even before he realized it was her.
Tommy tho remembers the way that Phil gave him a bunch of money, and Ranboo thinking about how Phil actually sat through and had a real conversation with them, being kind and polite albeit wrong.
So with some time and a lot of conversations, they eventually convince Phil that Techno's lottery was rigged by the elite. doesn't matter if it's true or not tbh, but it works with Phil trying to frame himself mentally as a good person. So they decideâŚwhy not return the favor? Repay a visit to those wealthy who duped Phil in pretending they were a net positive to society.
After a little while, Philza 'escapes'. bats his eyes so innocently at his employers like what do you mean I botched Techno's hit. He's reduced to atoms out of public eye so that he can't be martyred. nvm the propaganda coup that Techno fully escaped, or was brutalized evilly, or whatever mixture of wild conspiracy theories are fueling public outcry. The community surges wildly, everyone connecting a lot more, blooming class consciousness, the revolution is beginning and it's beginning with love for the legendary death mark Technoblade who never dies. And Philza just salutes and is like donât worryy I'm doing everrrrrything I can to stop this problem while sabotage Death Inc's PR. Boom. Anarchist Angel of Death Phil who now does hits exclusively on the wealthy, sorry that's just what the lottery keeps giving him he's only doing his job :/ what can yah do
âSettled in, had a plan/But I never factored in/Everyone else saying goodbyeâ
For the deaths and betrayals and just losing so many people but being desperate to hold on.
âThis ghost town is making a ghost, making a ghost of me/I promised myself I'd learn to be the one who leaves/With no more roots to tie me down/It's just a different kind of lonelyâ
Exile. Do I even need to explain exile. Walking away from everything and everyone. LâManbrg haunting his ever step and brining him closer to his own death. The pure aching loneliness.
âThey shake me off and ask why I bother/The answer is simple/My father, his father/I come from a long line of people who believe in things like/Flowers that grow in the cracks in the streetâ
CWilbur and Philza as the clear line of people who raised him. The reason he canât let go and desperately clings to his home and friends. Wilbur along the destructive line, of destruction working its way into the rigid structures of a pre-etablished country and creating his own thing, roots sinking in and cracking asphalt over time. Philza as the flourishing in the dust, rebuilding on the crater and making it beautiful, the way he seeks a challenging place and then thrives, flowerfall for hcs. But along Wilburâs lines too with his anarchy.
And Tommy. Just trying to survive and grow in a hostile environment but itâs all heâs ever known. The ghost town living only through him even when heâs gone.
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You want to get into the Dream SMP, but oh no! Thereâs eight months of extensive and event-filled history to catch up on, and dozens of highlight videos to watch that donât always include everything, and pages upon pages of detailed Wiki articlesâŚwhere do you start!?
Well, Iâve created this to summarize the events of Dream SMP Season One into a single post as a sort of ânarrative timeline.â
Iâve also included the dates of the events to the best of my ability, so that everything is in (mostly) chronological order.
Iâd highly recommend also checking out the Wiki for more detailed descriptions of the big events if youâre interested.Â
Happy one-month anniversary of the Grand Finale!
Enjoy!
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Note: Some dates, but not all, are taken from VOD upload dates, and Tommyâs VODs are usually uploaded a day later than initial broadcast, so they may be slightly inaccurate. Dates marked with * are the dates the VOD was uploaded, in cases where I am unsure of the original broadcast date.
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The Early Days
April 25th:Â
The SMP started out as an ordinary survival server, and was often referred to as âthe survival worldâ on early Dream Team streams. The first eight members to join the SMP were: Dream, George, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Ponk, Alyssa, Callahan and Sam, though Sam took a hiatus until the events of the Election Arc. The Community House was the first thing to be built in the center of a lake.Â
It was in this period that Beckerson and Mars were named from donos (the various named knicknacks in the Community House are also from donos), Dream tamed a white horse named Spirit, and Sam tamed Fran. There were also several other various pets like dogs and foxes that were tamed by the members.
Some notable events from this period include: the construction of the Court House (and subsequently Sapnap and Georgeâs murder trials there), Dream building the wooden path, George texting Dreamâs mother, Sapnapâs Famous Storytime Stream (in which Spirit died due to mobs), and the burning of Ponkâs first Lemon Tree due to a conflict with George.
There was also a running joke that Callahan and Alyssa were dating (they arenât)
Tommyâs Arrival
Tommy joins July 4th. Tubbo arrives shortly after, with Fundy a day after Tubbo.
The day of Tommyâs arrival:
Tommy joins the SMP. His first day, George and Dream get him to stand on a crafting table and he subsequently murders George and takes from the Community House chests. Dream and George put Tommy on trial in the Court House. After a brief manhunt, Tommy is banished 2,500 blocks away (the first of three exiles) in the snow and is ordered to stay there. He fails to comply and is briefly banned before Dream lets him back on. He chooses to settle on a hill next to Ponkâs Lemon Tree.
The Disc War: Start of the Disc Saga
Taking place from July 9th* - July 11th*, though there were various events/conflicts relating to the discs that happened before and after this time.
After listening to two discs, Cat and Mellohi, with Tubbo on a bench while watching the sunset (VOD: July 8th*), Tommy considers the two discs to be his most prized possessions.Â
This event is considered the first major war of the server, and the Disc Saga would continue to have developments throughout the rest of Season One.
The events of the first Disc War began due to another conflict between Sapnap, Ponk and Alyssa. Punz and Tubbo were also involved. Tommy ended up siding with Sapnap, and much vandalism and fighting happened before Dream logged on with the intention to stop it.Â
Tommy and Sapnap murder Dream, and Dream steals Tommyâs discs in return, threatening to burn them unless Tommy returns his gear. Tommy, Tubbo and Sapnap end up combining forces to murder Dream and take back the discs, which Tommy hides under his base. Dream spends time off stream digging up the entirety of Tommyâs land in search of them.Â
The rest of the Disc War proceeds with Tommy and Tubbo working repeatedly to take back the discs from Dream. It only ends when Tommy crafts an Ender Chest to put the discs in.
This was also around the time that Fundyâs Socializing Club was built, which later led to a brief conflict taking place there.Â
(It was also during this time in the middle of the Disc War that Wilbur joined a call with Tommy and asked Dream out on a date to Pizza Hut, with Tommy speaking in game chat as Wilburâs wingman. Dream says yes, George gets jealous on Twitter, and the infamous Vlog plot starts. It would go on from July to October.)
Schlatt and Wilbur
July 12th: During a short conflict between Tommy and Tubbo over the death of Tubboâs pet bee, Tommy burns down Tubboâs house. Wilbur logs onto the server to act as Tommyâs lawyer.Â
On July 17th, Schlatt gets whitelisted on the server without Dreamâs knowledge and Tommy spends a day with his idol. The SMPLive Cuck Shed is recreated in Dream SMP, and Tommy listens to the disc Blocks with Schlatt. People trend #kickschlatt on Twitter. Both Wilbur and Schlatt log off the server âpermanently,â Wilbur by choice and Schlatt by banning (as Dream didnât know who he was). Tommy gains ownership of Wilburâs ball house.
Also worth mentioning is Eret joining July 19th.
The Lâmanburg War for Independence (aka âRevolutionâ)
This was a relatively short but very consequential arc, taking place from July 24th to August 2nd, a little over a week in total. It is the second major war of the server, and the first to be faction-based.
July 24th: Wilbur joins the server again.
He decides to start an empire with Tommy. He builds the Camarvan (aka âhto dog vanâ) in a remote part of the woods and recruits Tommy to help create artificial scarcity in the serverâs drug market by stealing everyoneâs blaze rods. This isnât taken too kindly by other members, especially Sapnap. One thing leads to another and they decide to mark out a tiny square in the woods to declare as an independent country. Tubbo joins them, and he and Tommy sing âHallelujahâ to a tilled patch of dirt (this melody would later become the Lâmanburg National Anthem). They also recruit Eret to help build. They decide on a name: Lâmanburg, and also don revolutionary skins.
Dream comes over, displeased by this, and declares war. His side consists of Dream, George, Sapnap and Punz, though the Lâmanburgians attempted to convince George to their side due to his Britishness.Â
Eret builds the walls, Fundy joins the revolution after logging in within the walls and being very confused, Wilbur claims Fundy as his son. Tommy constructs a fight club beneath his house and, after poorly speaking Dutch to Fundy, goes down the path placing signs in various languages saying âthe green bastard shall die!â as propaganda to Dreamâs viewers of various nationalities.
July 31st:Â
Dream and Sapnap log on during one of Dreamâs streams, inspect the area, and go through a multi-step plan to demoralize the Lâmanburgians: they burn down all the trees around their land, lavacast a huge cobblestone wall just outside, construct obsidian TNT cannons around the walls, and fire several TNT blasts into the country, destroying part of the hotdog vanâs roof. George joins the call, gets filled in on whatâs been happening, and assists in the chaos. Eret, the only Lâmanburgian online, is helpless and can only meekly protest in game chat. As a final message, Dream and Sapnap set fire to Tubboâs house (the second time) and Dream gives his famous âwhite flagsâ ultimatum.Â
August 1st:
The ultimatumâs war date was pushed back a day due to Twitter drama. The final evening before war, Dream, after doing his serious stream, logs onto the server and blows up Tommyâs land with TNT, exploding part of the beloved Cuck Shed. Wilbur, in VC, tells Tommy to return the favor to Dream, but instead, Tommy chooses not to fight fire with fire. Impressed, Wilbur makes Tommy his right hand man. Eret joins Dreamâs side around this time.
August 2nd:
The day of war comes. Dreamâs side goes to Tubboâs jungle base to kill Tubbo repeatedly. Thereâs a brief conflict at the Power Tower. Wilbur logs on - the Lâmanburg side is grossly underprepared. They meet at the Embassy and exchange fire with the Dream SMP members. After Dream seems to retreat, Eret suggests they return to Lâmanburg, saying he has a âsecret weapon:â Eret has been grinding for items.
He leads them down a long tunnel into a blackstone âFinal Control Room.â The chests are empty, and Tommy pushes a button in the middle of the room, wondering what its function is. The redstone doors slide open and Dreamâs men ambush and kill all of them, leaving them with nothing.
After speaking with Wilbur, who refuses surrender, Dream returns to Lâmanburg and lights a piece of TNT at the entrance, triggering tons of TNT that had been laid beneath the ground beforehand to ignite. Tommy leads everyone into a final bunker. As one last chance at independence, Tommy challenges Dream to a bow duel for Mellohi. George and Wilbur have a short exchange in which they reflect on their Pizza Hut Date, wondering how they could end up like this, with their men fighting each other on opposite sides. Wilbur tells George he should have been on their side as a British person. Eret too.
Tommy and Dream take ten paces and fire at each other on the Prime Path.
Tommy loses the duel.
Instead of giving up just Mellohi, though, Tommy asks Dream if he could give up Cat as well in return for âtechnical independence.â Dream agrees. Wilbur declares independence again, putting himself as President, Tommy as Vice President, and Tubbo as Secretary of State. Eret, meanwhile, is declared king of the Dream SMP.Â
YOOOOOOOOOOOOâŚyou know the rest.
Jack Manifold is whitelisted. Itâs a silver-lining ending.
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