For the rejected and the monsters. Obligatory MCYT SCP story for Sleepy Bois Inc + Tubbo. A special interest that's consumed my brain utterly for over 4 years now. CookieNomNomCrunch on AO3. They/them 🐝
This is an au that has consumed me. This blog will just be a terrible mess of whatever I’m stuck on for the week, likely with little explanation and heavy spoilers. Anyway, the general vibe + anomalous properties are below cut:
Philza: The Zilant. Is the immortal concept of fire and fury, which pretends to be a dragon, which pretends to be a human. Maintains his personhood by attaching himself to mortals he calls his ‘Collected’. Currently: Tommy, Wilbur, The Blade, and Tubbo. Additionally, Philza is very intent on keeping any promise he makes and was kept in the Foundation exclusively because they’d captured his Collected and made a deal. Gives great dad advice, except when the advice is ‘let me murder them for you <3’
Tommy: The Instigator. Has a blood red liquid on his hands that grows when he’s scared. When people touch it, they become aggressive to anyone but Tommy. At low TI-Red levels this leads to things like bickering, but it escalates to physical violence and brutality. When TI-Red levels consume him and he thinks he’s going to die, he summons The Blade. Lived as a normal human and met Wil, Phil, and The Blade after a summoning at 15; visited the homeless guys occasionally till the Foundation captured at 16. Abandonment issues, highly touch starved, used as a Thaumiel. Collected Tubbo.
The Blade: The Blood God. Is a massive boar behemoth with voices in his head. When attacked (or if there’s an orphan), becomes The Blood God, who will bend the universe to ensure he wins. The Blade only comes back when the challenge has been completed. Grew up as a monster in the woods, but pulled himself up out of the voices, figured out what was him and what was The Blood God, and established his own personhood. Somehow has a college degree, met Phil and Wil during a gap year. Loves gardening and murdering people for Tommy. Also managed to come out of the Foundation the least traumatized, iconic.
Wilbur: Soot. [tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block] His legs magically rearrange so he is the tallest humanoid in the room. Oh also the void in the side of his face that eldritch abominations claw their way out of. Was basically a feral starving child till ~14 when Philza forcefully adopted him. A chronic insomniac with a heart of gold and a tongue of silver, held together despite the inherent contradictions between being a supreme survivalist and a drama hoe. Memory issues because he represses basically everything.
Tubbo: The Pollinator. Is a honeycomb skin suit for approximately 400,000 bees. Uses they/them we/us pronouns, because they are a Hive mind/system containing at least three humans: a Little, a Foundation employee, and a lawyer/farmer. Tubbo grew up mostly normal, albeit in secret. The most recently captured by the Foundation, and a staunch pacifist. This causes them to be at odds with Philza, who did a few murderous rampages too many, and The Blade, for the reason above and also because he destroyed their legs. But they stick around because they’re attached to Tommy.
Basic vibes are found family, hurt/comfort, questions of morality, and trauma at the hands of the Foundation and each other. Things get messy, but it’s all bound together with love at the end of the day.
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Writing: Base 5$ gets a minimum of 300 words. 10$ 1,000 word minimum, 20$ 3,000. I also have no self-control, and there is no additional payment if the prompt is amazing and I break the world limit.
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Project Guide
The tag 'crumbs to tide you over' is how I organize ficlets, wip sippets, and fic announcements. Personal tag is something to nom on. Wilbur tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block tags, and my PR response to that is here.
Ao3 fics:
Fault. The titular SBI SCP AU. SBI trapped in the Foundation. Lots of angst, large exploration of trauma, dehumanization, moral philosophies, and messed up found family. Tags are fault au, fault memes pog, sbi scp au, fault analysis, etc. This is a whole series and has many associated works. Long Fic.
>Also Where, then, do your loyalties lie? for AU where human Phil works for the Foundation and tries to free kid SCP Tommy. Complete.
Mandatory Family Reunion. Techno kidnapped by criminal dark SBI and handles it very poorly AU. Heavy dark em duo. Explores different types of abuse, motivations, delusions, and how love causes harm. Tag is Mandatory Family Reunion, sometimes mfr. Long Fic.
The Lambs Wolves Wear (Ficlet is here; starts at the Reveal and currently goes further than the ao3) Fully dark SBI where Philza's children were replaced by monsters. Demon "Tommy", changeling "Wilbur", and ghost army "Technoblade" are violent and traumatized, their tensely conflicting infiltration motives jeopardizing the lives of everyone in a twenty mile radius. As they experience love for the first time, will the wolves in sheeps clothing be tamed? Tw for abuse and horror. Long Fic.
Way more below, those are just my main projects ^-^
Where Hearts Roost. Fairy tale AU, Tommy and Wilbur break into witch Philza's cottage and get adopted. Sweet, hurt/comfort, themes of learning to trust. Complete.
The Altars We Sacrifice Our Futures On. Wherein Tommy is sacrificed to The Blood God, except he isn't an orphan so Techno awkwardly adopts him and is awful at parenting. Very funny and fluffy with some dark humor mixed in. Complete.
To Return the Favor of Raising Me. Zombie apocalypse where kid Techno struggles to lead Tommy, Niki, Tubbo, and Ranboo in killing survivors to feed their brains to zombie Philza. Techno develops insane beef with Kristin, who tries to rescue the kids to her survivor compound. Heavy angst, MCD (duh Phil is a zombie), lots of traumatized children. Complete, Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Shred Your Wings to Make You Ours. Wing fic! Predator bird Philza shreds prey!Techno’s wings and shoves him in a hole to eat later. Only problem? Philza is a sleep deprived new dad, and accidentally brings Techno back to the nest. Now the only way Techno can survive is to pretend to be a predator, too. A literal Dead Bird Do Not Eat fic- as the whole premise is cannibalism birds.
Always at His Side, Never in His Sight. OSMP + Philza’s FlowerFall. Queer royalty AU with lots of bedrock bros angst. Tommy is struggling with insecurities, aromanticism, and growing gender dysphoria, and elects to cope with invisibility potions even as side effects grow worse. Adopted crown prince Techno dodges assassins, wrangles structural inaccessibility, and accepts his role as a martyr for Tommy. Angst/comfort with fun Origin social world building. Complete. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Of Feathers and Fawning. (or ficlet here) Where Tommy is an avian and during exile his abuser takes advantage of his instincts to manipulate him. Angst heavy, deals with suffering and recovering from abuse. Complete.
Rise up and make this city glow. Young mage Niki gets conscripted invited to learn magic! Her mentor, Technoblade, had far more reservations. Hard not to, after being broken down through endless crushed rebellions. Is Niki the spark that can finally fan the flames of revolution? Complete. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Lord, what fools these mortals be! Fantasy AU, Winter Court Fae Queen Kristin and King Philza try to kidnap SBI. Wacky hijinks with dark portions. Some themes of bodily autonomy, subtle manipulations, absurdity of the fae. One chapter left.
Lighting Lanterns to Bring You Home. Mythology AU where Techno is a Harvest/Revolt god that is killed every Winter Persephone style, Wilbur a Festival/Dissent god. Heavy tragedy. Themes of self change, coping with grief. Abandoned with outline.
One shots:
Where do Babies Come From? Modern AU where Philza picks up homeless kids. My first fic everyone say awww.
Worth far more than your weight in gold. Monster Hunter Techno goes after Philza, who is a raven-dragon-kenku, for taking Tommy. Phil can only talk through redacting others sentences. Monster/culture worldbuilding. Hurt/comfort, distrustful bonding. Themes of learning to value yourself, discrimination, communication.
116 East Normal Street. Human Techno bonding with his neighborhood, who are all not-so-secretly from very different genres such as 'magical girl' or 'noir detective' or 'invading alien'. Most light-hearted thing I've ever written tbh. Themes about suburban isolation but it's buried in there.
A ghost is a tragedy reliving itself. Fault AU where they are abstracted into short horror stories.
Pigmalian.exe. Technoblade is a war robot and Philza is the scientist who made him. As Philza nurtures Techno to sentience, the robot struggles with the meaning of agency and friendship. Angst and Bonding.
Vlogger and the Vampire. Parasocial? Paranormal? Why not both? Vampire emerald duo when Philza nabs a new angry fledgeling. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Ficlets:
Reverse ‘The Lambs Wolves Wear’. Lambs!AU where Philza is the one replaced by a monster (angel) and his children have to navigate it.
Sandduo makes ‘The Lambs Wolves Wear’ even more tragic. “Wilbur” shows up after Philza already killed “Techno” and “Tommy”. Pure angst ensues. Complete.
Waxing and Waning. Goddess of Death Kristin tricks Philza into becoming an icarus figure, only, sun god Tommy has never been embraced before. Complete.
Civilian. Philza finds a team of child superheroes and begins to get worried about their safety. Time to take it into his own hands! Complete.
Reverse Mafia Kidnapping? Tommy kidnaps Crime Boss!Philza. Chaos ensues. Complete.
Paragon of Justice (or whatever). Superhero Techno takes the fall for Ranboo to get tossed in jail the same week villain Wilbur gets caught, too. When breaking out of jail, villain sbi decide to take a plus one! Complete.
A Study in Brood Parasites. Dark!Kristin is a brood parasite bird that plants her chick, Techno, into Philza’s family. Only, she becomes enraptured watching Philza care for his family. Surely he won’t mind if another brood parasite infiltrates his family…. Complete.
Under-The-Bed. Tommy has a brand new monster under his bed. And maybe, if he’s nice enough, Techno will protect him from the monsters over-the-bed. Complete.
Murky Depths. Tiny Merman Techno gets rescued from polluted waters by a giant Kristin and put into a fish tank to recover. He is very Andy about this. Complete.
Do you need help drowning, darling? Vampire Hunter!Techno gets only partially turned, and is in deep denial about it as his health gets worse and worse. Luckily (?) for him, vampire Philza just decided to infiltrate the hunter compound.
Your Heart in My Hands. Fledgeling Tommy isn’t integrating with the coven well :( he keeps trying to escape. But now that Philza has found the reason he was running, all he has to do is lock Tommy in a room with Tubbo until he’s turned…or consumed. Almost complete.
The Blood God and His Fledgeling. Hyper Depressed ancient vampire!Techno finds the reincarnation of Theseus, the man who refused to turn thousands of years ago. While he won’t turn Tommy without consent….he’s not above forcing the issue. Honestly kinda abandoned.
Beast and Boy. Techno is a giant monster that’s been terrorizing the town for years, but when gravely wounded limps off to die. Tommy, however, just got a new puppy!!! And is very determined his parents won’t find out about the puppy under the house. Complete.
Bunnyblade’s 5-step Plan to World Dominance. Lab bunny Techno escapes, only to fall in the TOTALLY NEFARIOUS clutches of Philza. BUT WORRY NOT! The feeble might of a random civilian is not enough to Bunnyblade’s terrible schemes! …but might postpone them for a carrot break. And some petting. Comedy.
Shoot to Kill (I know you will). Cyber punk. Death lottery reaper!Phil tries to chase down Techno, but is thwarted by the principles of anarchy. Complete.
Hibernation. au where techno doesn’t really hibernate for weeks at a time; he just thinks he does because his ‘friends’ drug him for long periods of time to help him learn how to 'lower his guard'. Complete.
The Hero of Their Dreams. Abused!Tommy finds escapism through his dreams, where he is the beloved hero of a fantasy world. And the people in his dreams will do anything to ensure Tommy never wakes up to the horrors of their reality. 5/6.
In Case of Malunion, Carve Through Bone. Collab with Sohr and Apple. Archeologist!Philza is a modern reincarnation of an ancient trio deity who unwittingly revives Technoblade and Kristin. Through a road trip of museum heists, Techno and Kristin start gathering up the shattered pieces of Phil's deitihood. Piece by piece they replace the mortal. Complete.
I've Heard It Both Ways (from The Voices) Psyche Au where Techno claims he has visions from The Blood God which helps him solve murder cases. Uh huh. That's what he's going with. Tommy (Lassiter) is having none of it. But after Skeppy (Mr Yang) captures them both, Tommy might not like the truth he finds. Complete.
The Evertrue Pull of Home. Birds use magnetic fields to navigate. Dark Kristin decides to blast his head with magnets so Philza has no compass home. Bedrock bros try to rescue him.
Can you love me, if I pretend? Human Techno finds refuge in an origins community by pretending to be a bunnyborn. It goes. Badly.
AMESMP
Context, I'm on an origins server playing a scientist phantom named Cessation.
Failure Analysis Log 3 is a fic told through a series of scientific contents regarding Wickburn Asper working on the Ancient City portal, trying to get into the afterlife. Tragedy, yuri (?!), horror.
Ame Smp intro, Seft (Cessation's phantom kid), Pod-cast posts 1, 2, battles, i'm like super behind explaining anything man gooood luck.
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In a dream Schlatt was the USA president. I was his assistant and loathed him. He started every speech by pretending he just got assassinated in increasingly elaborate pranks. Schlatt tricked Elon musk into spending billions on something in exchange for a vote on international internet privacy policy, then decided it was too far and demanded everyone come to the White House in 40 minutes or null their vote. Which I had to plan to host all the delegate of, even though they couldn’t remotely get there in time even if they bowed to this tantrum. Because they were all in AUSTRALIA. Schlatt referred to an international cohort as the DMCA and I about lost it for the rest of the dream.
I well and truly prayed Schlatt got assassinated during a speech and everyone was too tired of his antics to realize for a solid hour of painfully bleeding out. I have no clue why he hired me because I was blatant with my scorn. Our bickering was legendary and unfortunately despite all that he was still hilarious and charming.
I’ve replotted the latest Fault arc so many many times T-T sorry for the delay I added three more emotional conversations and chucked gasoline on the plot of the most recent chapter.
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lmanburg so crazy cause like. what if you had the smallest country ever. what if you had a country with no economic stability. what if the only consistent exports of the country were drugs. what if you elected the weirdest guy ever for president. what if everyone wanted to kill you because of this
Took me years to figure this out on my own, so I’m sharing this beautifully-demonstrated advice with every other writer out there who hasn’t already arrived at the same conclusion.
Short, simple sentences do have their place, even used repeatedly; but it has a very specific feel. Robotic, or child-like; limited – as if the thoughts they express are themselves constrained.
The ebb and flow of sentence length is as important as the words you choose. Perhaps more so. So always keep it in mind. :)
In a dream Schlatt was the USA president. I was his assistant and loathed him. He started every speech by pretending he just got assassinated in increasingly elaborate pranks. Schlatt tricked Elon musk into spending billions on something in exchange for a vote on international internet privacy policy, then decided it was too far and demanded everyone come to the White House in 40 minutes or null their vote. Which I had to plan to host all the delegate of, even though they couldn’t remotely get there in time even if they bowed to this tantrum. Because they were all in AUSTRALIA. Schlatt referred to an international cohort as the DMCA and I about lost it for the rest of the dream.
I'd hate to make two posts about tweets in the same month, but you lot need to see this.
Tommy commented on a video where logan promotes prime during him addressing gaza
Logan responsed
Tommy responded
Tubbo, Ranboo, Rosanna Pansino, James Marriot, and Jack Manifold came to Tommy's defence
Logan responded
I think it's important to note that logan closed his replies and purposefully only left these replies
Tommy responded
The entire mcyt community came to his defence like it's 2020/21 or some shit + jacksfilms and rosanna pansino
Logan ended up misunderstanding tubbo's tweet and liked it, thinking it was in support of him. As shown by tubbo on stream
Logan responded
Logan only left this reply in his closed comment section
Tommy sent the final blow so far
It should be noted that at some point, logan posted these and deleted them right after. No one actually knows what he meant. Whether he meant tommy if fruity, or sour
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as a scientist I know it’s terrible representation of me to frequently create morally dubious scientist OCs, if not downright evil fascists, however, it’s really fun to write :(
as a scientist I know it’s terrible representation of me to frequently create morally dubious scientist OCs, if not downright evil fascists, however, it’s really fun to write :(
Made for the @mcyt-halloween event, for @dorykinny
a comic about tommy's experience in the prison, started off as a comic about favourite colours, then added angst because... i like angst!
alt text is added, transcript below just incase:
page one
"if you asked me what my favourite colour was, i wouldn't be able to answer you.
i like a lot of colours
but i can name a few of my favourite
etched in my memories"
page two
"i like the reds of techno's cape
the pinks that flush on tubbo's face when he laughs
the orange swirls of sunset
the yellow shimmer of gapples
the plush green grass under my feet
the soft curls of friend's wool
and the pretty purples of the sky"
page three
"i like the milky purples of the aliums
the cool greys of rain"
page four
"the steel greys of familiar compasses
and the rich blacks of the night while i sleep"
page five
"no
no
no
no no no
NO"
page six
"no no no no this is wrong
thats not right
i hate all of those colours
they're not right
none of this is right
i hate this
i hate"
page seven
"i hate red
i hate orange
i hate green i hate green i hate green i hate green i hate green i hate
i hate blue
i hate grey
i hate the dark, but i hate being with him more."
wait wait did I ever explain that God Prime in The Lambs Wolves Wear is an @charlybvnny Easter egg or are y’all still convinced this is a serious piece of literature????
When registering to Balance I remembered this drawing. I swear I posted this years ago, but couldn’t find it! So I’ll just do it again lol. Which is a shame cause I wrote so much about symbolism and what not…
Tommy as Taako: it’s about change! Tommy’s hands always reaching out taking stuff, breaking and mending and transforming. Transmutation feels deeply tied into Tommy’s character to me. And Tommy and Tubbo can’t be anything other than the twins, joined at the hip, and the way Tommy is utterly a husk without his Tubbo. Also both Tommy and Taako getting framed for horrible events that they aren’t entirely culpable, always running from it. Plus turning the umbrastaff and wizard hat into discs was too good to pass up!
Tubbo as Lup: Instead of fire, it’s more along the lines of explosions. Tubbo doesn’t have any clothing that don’t have burn holes and scorch marks (which does mean Tommy doesn’t either!). He was clumsy in the early days too, ending up with facial scaring from it. Raw power dancing at his fingertips, Tubbo doubling down on it as the cycles go on, desperately trying to build up power until he cracks it and becomes the first wizard to figure out nuclear fission. It’s the power of nukes that Tubbo uses to fuel his ascent to Lichdom and, of course, the bonds with his friends.
ough it’s later than I thought I’ll finish in the morning…
Anyway….. the liches! In this au Techno (Magnus) also becomes a Lich because hello??? Blood for the Blood God!!
Philza as Barry: works very well both for the Lover (in a familial dad sense) and for the necromancy associations! His work with the Raven Queen (Kristin) is part of what inspired him to come up with the Lich plan. I also thought Philza’s immense technical knowledge mapped on well to Barry’s scientist forbidden magic academics (read: DORKINESS). Also imagine in this AU that Philza would last longer than Phandalin (hard mode ofc) but would still end up dying since he’s developed a very nonchalant relationship to death between the lost century and the necromancy, and the fact that sometimes a flip just switches in Phil’s brain and he decides to be very chaotic, and given the lost century that probably heightened into an insane level of recklessness.
Techno as Magnus: He’s the fighter? He’s a folk hero from a humble origin (carpentry, farming)? He loves dogs? He’s led revolutions to free people from tyranny? About the only thing that distinguishes them is Magnus Rushes In and Techno preps like hell, but Techno is also cocky enough to fling himself into battle and trust he’ll win it. Instead of being trained by the bear, Techno trained with a boar and wears a skin still even if he can’t remember why. And I made him an orc, because I can. Techno made the chalice because it would give infinite time to figure out the perfect strategy and execute it flawlessly. Also, he became a blood themed Lich alongside Tubbo and Philza, though because he isn’t a natural magic user his form is a lot more unstable, prone to falling into bloodrages. The chanting voices of the people he’s bonded with try to still hold him together, pushing him towards violence since he needs extra heightened emotions to maintain himself.
Ranboo as Lucretia: I REALLY debated having Ranboo as Davenport, but I think Lucretia won out despite Davenport’s heightened memory loss. Ranboo’s memory book is actually from their journal keeping for the mission logs, which they have diligently kept as a habit from before the lost century due to their spotty memory. And now that they’re the only one who can remember their family, Ranboo is extra terrified of losing that information. I designed the abjuration bubbles to look like ended pearls, but they’re more so related to the panic room, trying to block out everything to finally make everyone safe.
Ghostbur as Merle: I think the mellow more optimistic personality of Ghostbur matched well with Merle. This cleric of Pan was so filled with life that when his body died he just kept going! This is also why Kravitz is so desperate to get him also, since a ghost blatantly walking around is just an insult. The Gaia sash is a lot more animal than plant centric, and is mostly used as a leash for Friend. He also forgets to heal people since he doesn’t remember how damage works with living people. Plus, crummy dad trying to reconnect with Fundy. He’s a beach dwarf since Sally was a fish, and he’s weird about aquatic life instead of plants.
Alivebur as Davenport: It’s about being the leader of a nation/crew under the pressure of an overpowered overwhelming foe bearing down to crush you like a bug, over, and over. The defacto face of the operation, losing himself to it, too. When Wilbur dies, L’manburg detonates alongside him but limps along as a husk; when the crew is obliviated, Davenport is destroyed alongside it but limps along as a husk. And also the way he becomes bitter over time, crushed under the weight of being the captain. “Haven’t we earned a little wrath”/“Lets be the bad guys”. Made the oculus because he’s about making ambitious visions into reality.
And the Hunger. On the astral plane, the ever watching smiles trying to find the Light of Creation. He sees the attachments, the bonds tying all together, that the crew uses to escape and fight against him relentlessly, and finds them disgusting. And if he can just get this small server crew into line, then nothing will stand in his way.
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