For the rejected and the monsters. Obligatory MCYT SCP story for Sleepy Bois Inc + Tubbo. A special interest that's consumed my brain utterly for over 4 years now. CookieNomNomCrunch on AO3. They/them š
This is an au that has consumed me. This blog will just be a terrible mess of whatever Iām stuck on for the week, likely with little explanation and heavy spoilers. Anyway, the general vibe + anomalous properties are below cut:
Philza: The Zilant. Is the immortal concept of fire and fury, which pretends to be a dragon, which pretends to be a human. Maintains his personhood by attaching himself to mortals he calls his āCollectedā. Currently: Tommy, Wilbur, The Blade, and Tubbo. Additionally, Philza is very intent on keeping any promise he makes and was kept in the Foundation exclusively because theyād captured his Collected and made a deal. Gives great dad advice, except when the advice is ālet me murder them for you <3ā
Tommy: The Instigator. Has a blood red liquid on his hands that grows when heās scared. When people touch it, they become aggressive to anyone but Tommy. At low TI-Red levels this leads to things like bickering, but it escalates to physical violence and brutality. When TI-Red levels consume him and he thinks heās going to die, he summons The Blade. Lived as a normal human and met Wil, Phil, and The Blade after a summoning at 15; visited the homeless guys occasionally till the Foundation captured at 16. Abandonment issues, highly touch starved, used as a Thaumiel. Collected Tubbo.
The Blade: The Blood God. Is a massive boar behemoth with voices in his head. When attacked (or if thereās an orphan), becomes The Blood God, who will bend the universe to ensure he wins. The Blade only comes back when the challenge has been completed. Grew up as a monster in the woods, but pulled himself up out of the voices, figured out what was him and what was The Blood God, and established his own personhood. Somehow has a college degree, met Phil and Wil during a gap year. Loves gardening and murdering people for Tommy. Also managed to come out of the Foundation the least traumatized, iconic.Ā
Wilbur: Soot. [tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block] His legs magically rearrange so he is the tallest humanoid in the room. Oh also the void in the side of his face that eldritch abominations claw their way out of. Was basically a feral starving child till ~14 when Philza forcefully adopted him. A chronic insomniac with a heart of gold and a tongue of silver, held together despite the inherent contradictions between being a supreme survivalist and a drama hoe. Memory issues because he represses basically everything.Ā
Tubbo: The Pollinator. Is a honeycomb skin suit for approximately 400,000 bees. Uses they/them we/us pronouns, because they are a Hive mind/system containing at least three humans: a Little, a Foundation employee, and a lawyer/farmer. Tubbo grew up mostly normal, albeit in secret. The most recently captured by the Foundation, and a staunch pacifist. This causes them to be at odds with Philza, who did a few murderous rampages too many, and The Blade, for the reason above and also because he destroyed their legs. But they stick around because theyāre attached to Tommy.Ā
Basic vibes are found family, hurt/comfort, questions of morality, and trauma at the hands of the Foundation and each other. Things get messy, but itās all bound together with love at the end of the day.
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Project Guide
The tag 'crumbs to tide you over' is how I organize ficlets, wip sippets, and fic announcements. Personal tag is something to nom on. Wilbur tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block tags, and my PR response to that is here.
Ao3 fics:
Fault. The titular SBI SCP AU. SBI trapped in the Foundation. Lots of angst, large exploration of trauma, dehumanization, moral philosophies, and messed up found family. Tags are fault au, fault memes pog, sbi scp au, fault analysis, etc. This is a whole series and has many associated works. Long Fic.
>Also Where, then, do your loyalties lie? for AU where human Phil works for the Foundation and tries to free kid SCP Tommy. Complete.
Mandatory Family Reunion. Techno kidnapped by criminal dark SBI and handles it very poorly AU. Heavy dark em duo. Explores different types of abuse, motivations, delusions, and how love causes harm. Tag is Mandatory Family Reunion, sometimes mfr. Long Fic.
The Lambs Wolves Wear (Ficlet is here; starts at the Reveal and currently goes further than the ao3) Fully dark SBI where Philza's children were replaced by monsters. Demon "Tommy", changeling "Wilbur", and ghost army "Technoblade" are violent and traumatized, their tensely conflicting infiltration motives jeopardizing the lives of everyone in a twenty mile radius. As they experience love for the first time, will the wolves in sheeps clothing be tamed? Tw for abuse and horror. Long Fic.
Way more below, those are just my main projects ^-^
Where Hearts Roost. Fairy tale AU, Tommy and Wilbur break into witch Philza's cottage and get adopted. Sweet, hurt/comfort, themes of learning to trust. Complete.
The Altars We Sacrifice Our Futures On. Wherein Tommy is sacrificed to The Blood God, except he isn't an orphan so Techno awkwardly adopts him and is awful at parenting. Very funny and fluffy with some dark humor mixed in. Complete.
To Return the Favor of Raising Me. Zombie apocalypse where kid Techno struggles to lead Tommy, Niki, Tubbo, and Ranboo in killing survivors to feed their brains to zombie Philza. Techno develops insane beef with Kristin, who tries to rescue the kids to her survivor compound. Heavy angst, MCD (duh Phil is a zombie), lots of traumatized children. Complete, Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Shred Your Wings to Make You Ours. Wing fic! Predator bird Philza shreds prey!Technoās wings and shoves him in a hole to eat later. Only problem? Philza is a sleep deprived new dad, and accidentally brings Techno back to the nest. Now the only way Techno can survive is to pretend to be a predator, too. A literal Dead Bird Do Not Eat fic- as the whole premise is cannibalism birds.
Always at His Side, Never in His Sight. OSMP + Philzaās FlowerFall. Queer royalty AU with lots of bedrock bros angst. Tommy is struggling with insecurities, aromanticism, and growing gender dysphoria, and elects to cope with invisibility potions even as side effects grow worse. Adopted crown prince Techno dodges assassins, wrangles structural inaccessibility, and accepts his role as a martyr for Tommy. Angst/comfort with fun Origin social world building. Complete. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Of Feathers and Fawning. (or ficlet here) Where Tommy is an avian and during exile his abuser takes advantage of his instincts to manipulate him. Angst heavy, deals with suffering and recovering from abuse. Complete.
Rise up and make this city glow. Young mage Niki gets conscripted invited to learn magic! Her mentor, Technoblade, had far more reservations. Hard not to, after being broken down through endless crushed rebellions. Is Niki the spark that can finally fan the flames of revolution? Complete. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Lord, what fools these mortals be! Fantasy AU, Winter Court Fae Queen Kristin and King Philza try to kidnap SBI. Wacky hijinks with dark portions. Some themes of bodily autonomy, subtle manipulations, absurdity of the fae. One chapter left.
Lighting Lanterns to Bring You Home. Mythology AU where Techno is a Harvest/Revolt god that is killed every Winter Persephone style, Wilbur a Festival/Dissent god. Heavy tragedy. Themes of self change, coping with grief. Abandoned with outline.
One shots:
Where do Babies Come From? Modern AU where Philza picks up homeless kids. My first fic everyone say awww.
Worth far more than your weight in gold. Monster Hunter Techno goes after Philza, who is a raven-dragon-kenku, for taking Tommy. Phil can only talk through redacting others sentences. Monster/culture worldbuilding. Hurt/comfort, distrustful bonding. Themes of learning to value yourself, discrimination, communication.
116 East Normal Street. Human Techno bonding with his neighborhood, who are all not-so-secretly from very different genres such as 'magical girl' or 'noir detective' or 'invading alien'. Most light-hearted thing I've ever written tbh. Themes about suburban isolation but it's buried in there.
A ghost is a tragedy reliving itself. Fault AU where they are abstracted into short horror stories.
Pigmalian.exe. Technoblade is a war robot and Philza is the scientist who made him. As Philza nurtures Techno to sentience, the robot struggles with the meaning of agency and friendship. Angst and Bonding.
Vlogger and the Vampire. Parasocial? Paranormal? Why not both? Vampire emerald duo when Philza nabs a new angry fledgeling. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Ficlets:
Reverse āThe Lambs Wolves Wearā. Lambs!AU where Philza is the one replaced by a monster (angel) and his children have to navigate it.
Sandduo makes āThe Lambs Wolves Wearā even more tragic. āWilburā shows up after Philza already killed āTechnoā and āTommyā. Pure angst ensues. Complete.
Waxing and Waning. Goddess of Death Kristin tricks Philza into becoming an icarus figure, only, sun god Tommy has never been embraced before. Complete.
Civilian. Philza finds a team of child superheroes and begins to get worried about their safety. Time to take it into his own hands! Complete.
Reverse Mafia Kidnapping? Tommy kidnaps Crime Boss!Philza. Chaos ensues. Complete.
Paragon of Justice (or whatever). Superhero Techno takes the fall for Ranboo to get tossed in jail the same week villain Wilbur gets caught, too. When breaking out of jail, villain sbi decide to take a plus one! Complete.
A Study in Brood Parasites. Dark!Kristin is a brood parasite bird that plants her chick, Techno, into Philzaās family. Only, she becomes enraptured watching Philza care for his family. Surely he wonāt mind if another brood parasite infiltrates his familyā¦. Complete.
Under-The-Bed. Tommy has a brand new monster under his bed. And maybe, if heās nice enough, Techno will protect him from the monsters over-the-bed. Complete.
Murky Depths. Tiny Merman Techno gets rescued from polluted waters by a giant Kristin and put into a fish tank to recover. He is very Andy about this. Complete.
Do you need help drowning, darling? Vampire Hunter!Techno gets only partially turned, and is in deep denial about it as his health gets worse and worse. Luckily (?) for him, vampire Philza just decided to infiltrate the hunter compound.
Your Heart in My Hands. Fledgeling Tommy isnāt integrating with the coven well :( he keeps trying to escape. But now that Philza has found the reason he was running, all he has to do is lock Tommy in a room with Tubbo until heās turnedā¦or consumed. Almost complete.
The Blood God and His Fledgeling. Hyper Depressed ancient vampire!Techno finds the reincarnation of Theseus, the man who refused to turn thousands of years ago. While he wonāt turn Tommy without consentā¦.heās not above forcing the issue. Honestly kinda abandoned.
Beast and Boy. Techno is a giant monster thatās been terrorizing the town for years, but when gravely wounded limps off to die. Tommy, however, just got a new puppy!!! And is very determined his parents wonāt find out about the puppy under the house. Complete.
Bunnybladeās 5-step Plan to World Dominance. Lab bunny Techno escapes, only to fall in the TOTALLY NEFARIOUS clutches of Philza. BUT WORRY NOT! The feeble might of a random civilian is not enough to Bunnybladeās terrible schemes! ā¦but might postpone them for a carrot break. And some petting. Comedy.
Shoot to Kill (I know you will). Cyber punk. Death lottery reaper!Phil tries to chase down Techno, but is thwarted by the principles of anarchy. Complete.
Hibernation. au where techno doesnāt really hibernate for weeks at a time; he just thinks he does because his āfriendsā drug him for long periods of time to help him learn how to 'lower his guard'. Complete.
The Hero of Their Dreams. Abused!Tommy finds escapism through his dreams, where he is the beloved hero of a fantasy world. And the people in his dreams will do anything to ensure Tommy never wakes up to the horrors of their reality. 5/6.
In Case of Malunion, Carve Through Bone. Collab with Sohr and Apple. Archeologist!Philza is a modern reincarnation of an ancient trio deity who unwittingly revives Technoblade and Kristin. Through a road trip of museum heists, Techno and Kristin start gathering up the shattered pieces of Phil's deitihood. Piece by piece they replace the mortal. Complete.
I've Heard It Both Ways (from The Voices) Psyche Au where Techno claims he has visions from The Blood God which helps him solve murder cases. Uh huh. That's what he's going with. Tommy (Lassiter) is having none of it. But after Skeppy (Mr Yang) captures them both, Tommy might not like the truth he finds. Complete.
The Evertrue Pull of Home. Birds use magnetic fields to navigate. Dark Kristin decides to blast his head with magnets so Philza has no compass home. Bedrock bros try to rescue him.
Can you love me, if I pretend? Human Techno finds refuge in an origins community by pretending to be a bunnyborn. It goes. Badly.
AMESMP
Context, I'm on an origins server playing a scientist phantom named Cessation.
Failure Analysis Log 3 is a fic told through a series of scientific contents regarding Wickburn Asper working on the Ancient City portal, trying to get into the afterlife. Tragedy, yuri (?!), horror.
Ame Smp intro, Seft (Cessation's phantom kid), Pod-cast posts 1, 2, battles, i'm like super behind explaining anything man gooood luck.
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I did a digital still life for my digital painting class with Techno in mind since I couldnāt really find it in me to paint anything else. This piece took way too long, but Iām happy itās finally done.
look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?
iām so so in love with how this turned out ahhjjjhhhkkdlkdbdbbekqllqnq omg im having so much fun with this project
the king of cups stands for abundance, security, generosity, reliability, levelheadedness and tolerances. the coins (as well as the gold jewelery) stand for wealth (duh) and the way he holds them with one hand only and his face turned away symbolize the security and confidence he has in his power and how he knows his limitations, which is why he reaps the benefits and rewards for it, symbolized by the skullās star eye
reversed this card speaks about behaviors that might be self-destructive as well as controlling, dishonest and manipulative. heās walking through wild blackberry vines which are persistent and thorny and hard to get rid off just like those qualities and the eyes staring at him and the gold he carries symbolize those things coming from outside until heās internalized them
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Oh no! It looks like SCP Wilbur is starting to eat the page again! Better hurry to read the newest chapter of my SBI SCP AU, Fault, before it's fully devoured.
Fault (link here) is a 500k dream smp x scp Foundation au.
Chapter synopsis: Wilbur had vowed to get Tommy home; only problem was, as an anomaly jarring incompatible with society and always on the run from the Foundation, he didnāt know what home meant. And as he taught Tommy how to navigate stealing their next meal from the greedy humans that despise them, Tommyā¦didnāt see it that way. Wilbur couldnāt understand the way he seemed to glow with excitement as Tommy encountered āāsafeāā humans for the first time since the Foundation. Why Tommy kept talking to them, smiling at them. Being like them.
And suddenly, Wilbur was beginning to realize he wouldnāt fit in the home he was returning Tommy to.
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building off that earth smp post, Tommy as a young demon trying literally every trick in the book begging scratching lying trying to find a way to get Technoās soul, who just verbally side steps every time and is honestly feeling kinda bad because wow this demon is really pathetic at its job.
Techno: bro what do you even want with my soul
Tommy: ā¦ā¦I havenāt thought that far yet. Um. I just- donāt really have that many friends and would feel a lot less lonely if I had your soul š„ŗ
Techno: Really? Youāve resorted to looking like a kicked puppy to guilt trip me into giving my soul?
small pet peeve of mine is when people go on long rants about a book unrealistic. And I say this as someone who LOVES getting deep into the evolutionary implications of speculative biology or researches minute details to make dye processes historically accurate or whatever or modern legal processes for multiple countries for a chapter. And I really appreciate analysis of world building that runs wild with unintended implications!
But what I find irritating when it leans into āthis author is so Stupid for not understanding the peasant laws of 15th century Europe when writing fairy smutā or āwhat do you MEAN they have potatoes at this time period!?!??!ā. Okay, itās inaccurate. Fictional stories tend to be full of inaccuracies, given the fact they didnāt happen. āThis character wouldnāt fit in the ventsā but did it make the heist more interesting? āThis is not how the [countryās] legal system workā but did you cheer when the baddie was outwitted? āThat character shouldāve diedā do you genuinely want the fight scene to have ended two minutes in? Genuinely? Or Cinama Sins style tearing apart exposition because āthe character should know this!ā. Well, the author isnāt writing for the character, theyāre writing for the reader. Does it serve a narrative purpose? Yes?
Would stories actually better if they were real life?
Unless an author is prattling on about it being historically, biologically, economically, physically, legally, whatever accurate, itās likeā¦okay. Itās a story, the goal is usually story. Unless the inaccuracy to real life actively got in the way of the plot, Iām not sure how much of a valid criticism it is? It seems a LOT to me to demand authors not only be skilled in writing, but also biogeochemical science, engineering, sociology, mathematics, hacking, 11th century musical instruments, or whatever.
Look i really enjoy the contrast of phil being death in the sense that heās basically just an odd moving corpse and techno being the blood god and so in a sense also the god of life.
Techno being like unmistakably alive, like always kicking and fighting and refusing to lose a fight and always running warm and always having healing wounds and scars and always having the sounds of chat in his head, like the sound of thousands of talking souls still living and being, in his presence.
And then phil being the exact opposite of that. No heartbeat and no warmth to him and no true need to eat or sleep and he only walks around as he is because of a goddessās leniency. And also his crows being utterly silent. Constantly lingering but never making any honest sounds. Heās the image and presence of death in so many ways and Techno is life. Or like. Living. The act of living. And surviving. Yup
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guys im being so fucking fr rn like this was my first day joining this badminton club and i was like "damn this guy looks and sounds exactly like grian" and i kept think8ng about it and thwn i was like wait. WAIT. HIS NAME IS CHARLES.
so at the end of it i just casually asked him if he's a youtuber and he was like yeah and i was like "are you grian" and he was like haha yeah
i didnt wanna make it awkward by asking to tame a picture with Everyone Around especially since we were both sweaty from running around but i told him im a fan and he said he appreciates it
i guess ill be playing badminton with grian minecraft on fridays then?????? thats so awesome
btw he's pretty good at badminton (or maybe im just rlly bad)
he was really nice btw šš we were a team on the last game and i played like ass
1. because i havent played in years so today was just a warm up
2. i was in so much shock trying to figure out if its ACTUALLY him
but he was really nice and encouraging everytime i Almost Got It š„ŗ
shoutout to grian man. hes cool
(btw this was a badminton group i picked at complete random just the first one that popped up when i searched so i just was not expecting that at all?????)
