Could Be That We're All Musicians Singing Our Way Through Life

Little ascii creatures are so so good and important

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

where's the tax deadline anime girl. i haven't seen her this year

Oh my god... the cat can't move because they have a human on

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

It’s years before anyone explains it to him.

People keep gifting him robes with long white birds on them.

I love this!

fellas is it gay to have a matching idle animation with another man

i hate this post because the original unedited tweet was made by my girlfriend and she fucking loves the show bbc merlin so fucking much. but that’s not the bit i hate, the bit i hate is that the original tweet is about how she outed me as from a protestant family to her irish catholic grandmother to distract from us being lesbians and it’s TRUE she DID DO THIS and also i SHOWED HER THIS EDIT AND SHE LOVES IT 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🥰🥰🥰🥰🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬💘💘