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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

My secret HC Is that Dean is VERY charming yes, but he is SO bad at flirting. His pretty face gets his foot in the door all the time and his charm makes up for it. Flirting tho??? “Coffees hot. Kinda like *finger guns, wink and clicks tongue.” Yah that was not.. no. But he is so hot, the kinda hot that makes ur think “god that was so lame but he’s hot so it’s kinda cute.”

dean smith from 4x17 “it’s a terrible life” and receptionist castiel from the supernatural ghostbusters parody are happily married

the thing about Faith is they literally heal Dean to humiliate him. his determined skepticism and disdain is a pronounced FEAR RESPONSE to the concept of God because of course concepts like 'hope' and 'faith' are fucking scary! faith makes you vulnerable. It makes you naked. It’s inherently the practice of taking down your shield, doing a trust fall, showing your underbelly, risking absolute humiliation. That’s like, the whole point. and dean is s1 is all exoskeleton, he's Tough, nobody's allowed under his skin, and he gets soooo horribly twitchy around priests. he can't resist snarking at Roy bc this culty southern gothic bullshit is FREAKING HIM OUT. which is exactly why Roy picks him, because a skeptic is a satisfying convert, they want to forcibly tear his armor away in front of everybody, haha bet you believe in God now. it's a violation. he doesn't react with wonder, he reacts with HORROR, of COURSE, bc why do I deserve to live, why was the natural order disrupted for me, you did something to my body that I don't understand, you got under my skin, everyone was looking, this is humiliating. and then s4 happens.

I need to know more, what does regular dean get, what does vampire dean get, what does The End dean get...

Main dean gets to be the VIP every week bc Cas has favorites, vampire dean get to play bitey with Cas, End Dean gets to wear panties and the thigh holster

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

using all the brain power i have left to try and imagine what castiels actual form looks like

thank you so much this was so helpful wow

so weird when people draw dean with a six pack because first of all he does not look like that. second of all you don't like his lil tummy? 🥺