NotEvenALittle

ID 1. Castiel standing holding a Piggly Wiggly bag in one hand and his phone in the other, frowning angrily at the screen. A sent text reads "Dean, where are you?" with two replies that read "3 rows back" and "Just walk to the car I'm not picking u up wearin that". Cas is wearing a pink tee shirt with a sparkly rainbow and a unicorn and bubbly pink text that says "Alpha Male". 2. Waist up of a sleepy Cas with ruffled hair and thick scruff on his face shrugging into a flannel shirt. Underneath he is wearing orange boxer briefs and a rucked-up blue tee shirt that reads "12 inch tight top". 3. Full body of Cas smiling fondly at the viewer, wearing a pale yellow shirt that says "Slut: Sexy Ladies Under Tremendous Stress" with a small pinup lady sitting on the letters. 4. Hips up from behind of a scruffy-looking Cas with bedhead and thick stubble that can just be called a beard. His eyes are closed as he irritatedly scratches at the back of his neck, where the tag of his shirt is sticking out. The shirt is a bleach-stained dark gray and features a faded yellow happy face on the back with the words "I'm no longer a danger to society". 5. Waist up of Cas with his arms crossed and lips pursed, one eyebrow raised in an unimpressed manner. He is wearing a white tee shirt with black text that reads "I'm the dog they put with cheetahs to keep them from going crazy in captivity". /end ID