whys king kong………..so fucking large

the bigger you are the larger you are

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

Trans women are WOMEN! There’s not lie at all!

Look at all these happy radiant women, out here enjoying life. 

How do u guys listen to Kpop and don’t speak Korean

how do you listen to despacito and don’t speak Spanish

i have listened to american music my entire life even though im not from an english speaking country. Why are native english speakers acting like it‘s a new concept to listen to music in a foreign language

how you you listen to classical music if you don’t speak piano

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

Every week

at least three times a week

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

I cannot express how much tension I hold every single day

 we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

this was physically difficult to read

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

always rb

rb for the advice

don’t rely on taste, ppl could dissolve all kinds of drugs into ur drink so don’t accept drinks from anyone unless u see it made by the bartender in front of u and keep ur drink in your sight, if u have to leave it then gulp it down or throw it away

Pride season is coming up so please stay safe!!

Stay safe during Pride, y’all! Keep together in groups with your friends, watch each others’ backs, and remember to have 1) a ride and 2) a plan. Text people to touch base and keep them up to date, just like if you were going out to a bar or a club and playing it safe. Consider an emergency call app for your phone, just in case.