A Dad:

My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

Item: jeans with emergency self-deploying booty and thighs

*spanks ur ass so hard ur derrierebags activate*

rcdart pants