hello

when you see the words girlhood girlie pop girl’s girl female experience and you immediately know you’re about to see something so completely unrelatable that it makes you feel like you’re on a different planet

ai can’t deliver a painting to you with cat hair stuck in the paint strokes. but i can. and i will, every time. you don’t even have to ask.

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

that’s right

GET WRAPPED UP, KITTY! GET LOVED AND CHERISHED!

The eyes slowly closing as sleep takes them makes it

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

I have plenty of new agey hippy ish friends and the thing is they're always very warm and open with their emotions and tend to pretty introspective and understanding but also well. I generally ignore their medical advice

hey why are we interviewing fishburne lying down on a garage floor

"my son is fine" your son is coarse as fuckk grainy rough abrasive U can rub him against something real fast to sand down sharp edges