Dumpster Diving for Memes

would you trust me with the death note be honest

new reblog game, tell prev whether or not you'd trust them with the death note

this post is about me 😠 you are so lucky i don't have it

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

hungry for something that no longer exists and perhaps never did 😔

decided on zaxby's

shit

just lost a lawsuit involving my father

I know I'm always posting memes here, but I'm actually a competent lawyer

hey

Firstly, all of my interests are special. That's why I'm interested. Secondly, no, there *aren't* any pokemon without weaknesses because once fairy type was added- no eelektross doesn't count. It's still weak to ground if you use, like, gravity or something. No you shut up. I'm going to kiss you

if an eldritch god ever met me they would be entranced by my dope soul and pleasant vibe i think