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in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

Enough about favorite books. What’s a book you read and absolutely hated? The book you’ve got a bone to pick with.

if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

I remember walking down the street and seeing a sign protesting George W. Bush’s war on Iraq, so I think that.

First big news story: Tiananmen Massacre.

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you