Nothing Is Wrong

Just zoomin

I love that the turtle is explicitly bothering the cat, rather than just zooming aimlessly around.

"Mom it's not supposed to BE that fast!"

This just in: Turtle gains speed and immediately becomes a menace to local cat. "Why is he chasing me? Why not explore the house?" Cat comments. More on this in the evening.

to me the funniest part of Laios is a character is the fact that he's genuinely really good at what he does. it would be one thing if he was just a monster geek in a way other people find really offputting, but he can also bisect something twice his size in a single blow

in this way, like so many others, he and marcille are secretly The Same

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

The prospect of next season being about grandparents has me feeling excited for Freddie's character in particular I think? I just feel like he was built for this role. The man is full of wisdom as well as incredibly dumb ideas but neither is ever shared in full because everyone is too used to his rambling to let him finish. He has vast, approximate knowledge of a ridiculous amount of topics, largely rooted in his own experiences and escapades. His que sera, sera attitude to life is one which I could only hope to grow into one day. Like I'm thrilled at the thought of Freddie's character talking about Forever Soup to his grandkid whilst committing acts of child endangerment again he was made for this role your honor please.

the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution