| She/They/any neos | 25 | VVoxel on ao3 |
Technomancer (BSc CS), professional hobby-hopper
Stick around to observe me yell into a friendly void, hyperfixate on the podcast Dungeons and Daddies (if you followed me for Homestuck I'm so sorry), and occasionally show you my own projects with the expectation that you will put them up on your fridge and speak fondly of me to weary travellers you come across.
Howdy there partner, this here is Baba's pinned post
🚨: Chapter 4 of Misty Steppers has been released at long last! Read it here!
💌: Asks are basically always open and welcomed, don't be a stranger! That said, I can take very long to respond, if I do at all, so please don't take it personal if I don't!
🚦!!!: Visual triggers are tagged as flashing and eyestrain (either or both depending on what fits). I can't guarantee any other trigger warnings, but don't be shy to request them for specific posts. I DO reblog nsfw stuff and DON'T (generally) tag for spoilers!
Nicky was a gift from my lovely friend @llumimoon!
💫 Fandom stuff & more below 💫
🚗: If you're here for dndads:
The "Every Freddie Wong 'heh'" Compilation (Final version!);
A non-exhaustive collection of my longer-form meta, and other selected posts;
Sparrow and Nick(y) are my favorite characters, but I'm a kiddads enthusiast in general (and a massive multishipper, but proud namer of lovesong mhm loved that ship before it set sail). Glenn, Lincoln, and Kelsey are my fave PCs from their respective seasons! Tony.;
The 2023 "Hot Glenn Holidays" and 2025 "Kiddads Week" event blogs (hosted with my friend @iersei!);
🎧: As far as podcasts go I'm also quite fond of w.bg (not caught up lol), midst, tma, and wtnv. Also very recently started Wolf359! I'm always open to recs though I can't make any promises haha.
💾: I have a bachelor's degree in computer science, and as of recently I work in aerospace! Neither of which really pertain to the kinds of things I post here, but they might in the future! You probably aren't here to talk programming, but if somehow you are hey by all means, don't be shy.
🔖: I tag things meticulously and extensively, but not always consistently, and tumblr is tumblr. If you're looking for a specific post or wondering what it would be tagged under, feel free to ask!
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Finbar (Rolling With Difficulty: Campaign 1 Per Aspera):
he's a 7 ft tall middle aged giant kin who's had 7 messy breakups and then retired from adventuring to marry and start a family with one of those exes. AND he knows how to cook.
GO, MY MINIONS!! GO SUPPORT THE PLANESCAPE’S #1 DAD, FINBAR!!!
GUYS SUPPORT WOMEN GUYS GUYS WE NEED TO UPLIFT WOMEN ARE YOU ALL FEMINISTS CMON NOW
VOTE MERCEDES 2026
Mercedes is a big lady who powers crystals by jerking off near them and having such powerful orgasms it makes that shit magical.
I wish I could be her when I grow up. <- Is in her mid-30s
Mercedes Oak-Garcia better win this whole thing cause omg that woman is fine as fuck!
Look at Mercedes! She was VERY hype to have a 3-way with her husband and a werewolf! Her family is from Ecuador and she taught her sons Spanish! She got into heaven and for her it was a room of hot people of all genders plus buckets of lube!
I love her so much 😍
SHE ALSO IS A RADIO DJ !!! BABE HAS A BROADCASTING DEGREE !!! SHE PAINTED A SENSUAL MURAL ON THE SIDE OF HER HOUSE THAT GOT HER FAMILY TAKEN TO COURT !!
VOTE FOR OUR FAVE GIRL
She found out her husband was trapped in a magic realm and fighting his evil abuse dad that he has no memory of, organised a team together, travelled through dimensions to save him, and rode into battle buck-ass naked on the hood of a 2013 Honda Odyssey whilst covered in JO crystals, and then proceeded to fight a dragon that was actually said asshole father in law
First met her husband when she found him passed out naked in the woods with amnesia, immediately introduced herself by hyphenating their last names
Painted a graphic mural on the side of her house of Mother Nature giving birth to the Earth. Got taken to court by a neighbour and, in addition to actual legal arguments, showed up to testify as Mother Nature herself, in full costume. She was held in contempt of court
She's poly with an open marriage, canonically has fairly regular orgies with her husband and their friends
Finbar (Rolling With Difficulty: Campaign 1 Per Aspera):
he's a 7 ft tall middle aged giant kin who's had 7 messy breakups and then retired from adventuring to marry and start a family with one of those exes. AND he knows how to cook.
GO, MY MINIONS!! GO SUPPORT THE PLANESCAPE’S #1 DAD, FINBAR!!!
Atlas Edwards-Caruth (Bloom&Blight: Persephone):
Atlas Edwards-Caruth was submitted without propaganda.
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if you constantly apologize for the things that bring you joy as a "thanks" for getting to experience them, you will only ever be able to surround yourself with people who expect the apology for when you enjoy yourself.
to the people who tag this post with sadfaces, you can avoid this by learning the skills of not apologizing for when you're excited. something that often helped me bridge the gap was saying thank you instead of apologizing. did i just spam the shit out of someone because i was excited and want to apologize? it helps to thank them for listening instead.
if you get stuck on apologizing for your own excitement it often becomes a bad thing to be excited in the first place. these aren't things you should apologize for at all. these are the things that people who want to be your friend want to see.
Nicky usually has long hair, down to his hips if he doesn't have it tied, but he's been known to do the Taylor anime thing of occasionally cutting it short(er) with a sword for the drama
Nicholas Foster was more studious and an all-around teacher's pet but Nick Close actually got better grades. Related, Nicholas sat at the front of the class and Nick sat at the back.
Nicky (but not necessarily Nick or Nicholas) is a huge crybaby, cries over absolutely everything, spilt milk doubly so
He may switch out what piercings he's actually using at a time but at least in theory he's got a septum piercing, nipple piercings, a whole bunch of ear piercings, a navel piercing (matching Sparrow <3), and certainly at least one piercing where the sun don't shine.
Wears tons of jewelry on top of this, also has a bunch of tattoos- which used to include "friendship bracelet" tattoos for each of the kiddads... Until that arm got shot off.
Nick used to go to theme parks with Grant and Darryl/Carol during the months when Glenn was away, and that's how he experienced Universal Studios
When Nicky "can't make portals anymore" it's just cause Jodie has grounded him and/or Jodie has enforced a cap on the amount of portals he can use, as a result of previous shenanigans/misuse of portals.
I sort of just like to imagine that post-canon Nicky and Hermie 2.0 are both living in Hell for a while and much of Nicky's habits drive Hermie insane (and vice versa), but they also have a lot of long, often hyper conversations in the kitchen at 2 a.m. in which they both get too loud
Flattest ass in the Hellatives household no I will not apologize for saying this
Nicky is clingy in general, but his demon puberty involves behavioral changes corresponding to each layer of Hell, and when he starts going through his greed phase he starts lovebiting his friends. Sparrow (love wolf) and Grant (dissociative masochist) are both pretty into this development, Terry thinks it's... Sweet? He'll tolerate it. Lark will not tolerate it.
Plays a mean electric fiddle
Started a Linkin Park cover band during his later high school years as a means of rebelling against both Jodie and Glenn
Been thinking a lot about Taylor, and wishing there was more art of him. Then I remembered I could be the change I wished to see yadda yadda yadda. Decided on a monochromatic look and accidentally chose Red (Taylor's version) ❤️
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Finbar (Rolling With Difficulty: Campaign 1 Per Aspera):
he's a 7 ft tall middle aged giant kin who's had 7 messy breakups and then retired from adventuring to marry and start a family with one of those exes. AND he knows how to cook.
GO, MY MINIONS!! GO SUPPORT THE PLANESCAPE’S #1 DAD, FINBAR!!!
GUYS SUPPORT WOMEN GUYS GUYS WE NEED TO UPLIFT WOMEN ARE YOU ALL FEMINISTS CMON NOW
VOTE MERCEDES 2026
Mercedes is a big lady who powers crystals by jerking off near them and having such powerful orgasms it makes that shit magical.
I wish I could be her when I grow up. <- Is in her mid-30s
Mercedes Oak-Garcia better win this whole thing cause omg that woman is fine as fuck!
Look at Mercedes! She was VERY hype to have a 3-way with her husband and a werewolf! Her family is from Ecuador and she taught her sons Spanish! She got into heaven and for her it was a room of hot people of all genders plus buckets of lube!
I love her so much 😍
SHE ALSO IS A RADIO DJ !!! BABE HAS A BROADCASTING DEGREE !!! SHE PAINTED A SENSUAL MURAL ON THE SIDE OF HER HOUSE THAT GOT HER FAMILY TAKEN TO COURT !!
VOTE FOR OUR FAVE GIRL
She found out her husband was trapped in a magic realm and fighting his evil abuse dad that he has no memory of, organised a team together, travelled through dimensions to save him, and rode into battle buck-ass naked on the hood of a 2013 Honda Odyssey whilst covered in JO crystals, and then proceeded to fight a dragon that was actually said asshole father in law
First met her husband when she found him passed out naked in the woods with amnesia, immediately introduced herself by hyphenating their last names
Painted a graphic mural on the side of her house of Mother Nature giving birth to the Earth. Got taken to court by a neighbour and, in addition to actual legal arguments, showed up to testify as Mother Nature herself, in full costume. She was held in contempt of court
She's poly with an open marriage, canonically has fairly regular orgies with her husband and their friends
One day you’ll have whatever it is you’re now so confusedly seeking. That kind of calm that comes from knowing oneself and others. But you can’t rush the arrival of that state of mind. There are things you only learn when no one teaches them. And that’s how it is with life. There’s even more beauty in discovering it for yourself, in spite of the suffering.
Clarice Lispector, from “Gertrudes asks for advice” in The Complete Stories