Well, I Laughed

dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

i casually scrolled liked then doubled back and audibly said "yo wait" like holy shit thats awesome

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.

I can't tell if that's a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon

Tiny falcon

@todaysbird

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

Disappointed to learn that Ark Encounter, the creationist theme park in Kentucky whose primary and by primary I mean only attraction is a replica of Noah's Ark built with public tax incentives & that pitches itself as a field trip destination for public schools, has abandoned their plans to build an "immersive" Plagues of Egypt ride, but delighted to learn the Bible theme park is building a Tower of Babel instead

"At some point." Cool. So now I'm going to sit here and Do Nothing until we leave because I don't want to start a task just to be interrupted

every word of the caption increases the atrocity this image represents

they have decided on “mother in law forever” and “daughter in law forever.” fucking. MILF and DILF. yes they are both FULLY aware of what those mean and not even god and his angels can make them stop