Dumb VVitch

*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

how about you stop eating po’ boys with the low boys and start eating broccoli and beef with the commander in chief

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

I’m actually remarkably chill considering I’m consistently under the spells of many wizards

elven milf at gamestop told me she's got active enchantments older than me and it was supposed to be a dismissive insult but I got so hard I couldn't walk straight

serving homunculunt

knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

WHAT THE FUCK