Human babies are born at the last possible moment before their craniums can’t pass through the birth canal. We’re basically all born premature because of our big brains.

big brained babies too stupid to do sick flips from tree branches

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

10 bucks

15% discount for 3 or more

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

excuse me Ramsey is our best employee

How could you do it to em like that

You see this as soon as you die in real life

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

tumblr discourse is like three steps away from people putting their SAT scores in their bio and using that as a way of deciding whose opinions are most correct

that’s really inclusive of you to let so many people interact

S T O P

Maybe just take off the glasses!?