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ape babies: hey whats up I can climb around and do whatever the fuck i want basically from birth
human baby: uhhhhhhhhhhh guess ill be a dumb immobile little slug for like a year
Human babies are born at the last possible moment before their craniums canāt pass through the birth canal. Weāre basically all born premature because of our big brains.
big brained babies too stupid to do sick flips from tree branches
*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*
How much for this stick I can shake at God?
10 bucks
can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount
15% discount for 3 or more
How bout this book? I think itās look cool with a cosplay Iām planning
40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it
How much is the doll?
Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return
How about this?
$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff
Why is there a guinea pig in your shop?
excuse me Ramsey is our best employee
my teacher is using my piece as an example for future classes because she doesnt know
How could you do it to em like that
my county is a treasure trove of shitty car mods. And of course I honked.

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You see this as soon as you die in real life
loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

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Thatās white male culture right there.
Anyways hereās a pic of a Russian diamond mining town with a hole so big it displaces the air and sucks in helicopters when flown above it.
tumblr discourse is like three steps away from people putting their SAT scores in their bio and using that as a way of deciding whose opinions are most correct
PENIS SIZE IN BIOS NOW
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT INTERACTING IF YOUR DICK IS SMALLER THAN MINEĀ
thatās really inclusive of you to let so many people interact
*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugsprayā
me @ ant: tell your friends.

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sometimes I see shiny things like thisĀ
or this
and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like āwell thatās just a little too muchā
my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like āyou like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAYā
anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me
actually, Iām sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of
her name was Fear
if youāre wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children
please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.
this is so funny, thank you
fucks sake
god dammit
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
Maybe just take off the glasses!?