*sad howdy*

what the fuck margaret

Laszonia 

aren’t you going to finish your ketchup first?

Finish your ketchup OP

im died fools

OP YOUR KETCHUP

OP YOU FORGOT YOUR KETCHUP

“i’ve reported everyone in this thread, including myself” 

Congrads on ur new cat!

Everyone in the comments like “well it’s a cultural thing tou wouldn’t understand :///” like YOU WERE THE ONES BITCHING ABOUT LOLLLLLLL

People wash raw chicken?? What the fuck.

I never heard about this before this round of discourse started and it’s so stupid

You’re supposed to wash and clean raw meat. This is such a gross argument.

Everyone including the CDC is telling you to stop

it goes on heated metal. why the fuck would you wash it?

Goddamn people really don’t know shit fuck huh

Like just rinse it off under the tap or are y’all using soap?

These people are using soap.

I assumed by “washing” y’all meant “rinsing off” and I was like what’s the big deal in rinsing it I mean you do you BUT YALL ARE USING SOAP WHAT THE FUCK BITCH

Tumblr is amazing. I’ve never seen another website whose advertisers fail this miserably to actually advertise anything, and yet, they still inadvertently manage to produce good content through the medium.

i want everyone to know that the minimum budget for advertising on tumblr is $25,000

my homosexuality can not be stopped

Reblog if you too, are gay and unstoppable