no day but today

i feel like nothing here is criticizing the act of arson meanwhile the santa suit decision is put under a fuckin microscope

what?

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay

In a weird place between wanting quarantine to end because my mental health is absolutely spiraling, and hoping quarantine continues because I can’t imagine going back into functioning society again.

Thank you for putting it into words.

that’s just a regular platypus???

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

My salary is so shitty 😒

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

If you are paying taxes it’s impossible to “mooch” off of the government. It’s just going “hey, remember that money I gave you? It’s your turn to help me out now.”

It is always impossible to mooch off the government. It is the government’s job to look after its people.

Literally why even have a fucking government if not to take care of people.

Everything the rich accuse the poor of is another thing they actually do themselves.

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

Everybody try and guess what Stitch said.

*takes notes*

why u lookin up almond joys in the background

I had beef wit somone

I’ve NEVER felt more seen than this

Thank you for this