Oooooooh Scared Ya

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

im so fucking stupid

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Can haz snackytreat

The time will pass anyway