Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack
that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read
Fun fact: when my high school performed Shrek the Musical, our closing number was "Swamptown Funk" instead of "I'm a Believer."
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Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack
that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read
Fun fact: when my high school performed Shrek the Musical, our closing number was "Swamptown Funk" instead of "I'm a Believer."

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Veronica Mars Season 4 - Reviews Worth Reading
Hey, @hulu - @officialveronicamarsonhulu, make sure you read these…
Comics Beat - On Veronica Mars, “Strong Female Protagonists,” and why male showrunners are obsessed with traumatizing young women
Fangirlish - Insult to Injury: The Tale of the Implosion of ‘Veronica Mars’
Fangirlish - How to Ruin a 15 Year Franchise in Less than 15 Minutes
Gamespot - Worst Possible Outcome
Indiewire - Veronica Mars Season 4 Doesn’t Understand What it Means to be Strong
Medium - We Used to be Friends
Oprah Mag - Let’s Talk About That Death in the Veronica Mars Finale
Polygon - Veronica Mars’ Season 4 Ending is Unfair to Fans
Refinery 29 - Did That Tragic Veronica Mars Twist Really Need To Happen?
Screen Rant - Veronica Mars Creator (Badly) Explains Why [SPOILER] Had To Die
Silver Petticoat Review - Why the Shocking Finale Went Too Far
Slate - We Used to Be Friends
The Atlantic - The Veronica Mars Twist That Undoes a Strong Season
The Geekiary - Veronica Mars Season 4 Is Another Unfortunate Example of Disappointing Tropes
TV Fanatic - Are you cussing kidding me?
TV Guide - Should Veronica Mars Continue after Season 4?
TV Guide - Season 4 Is Great Fun Until It’s Not
TV Guide - The End of Veronica Mars Season 4 Undermined Veronica’s Trauma
Variety - How ‘Veronica Mars’ Season 4 Fails The Show’s Most Interesting Relationship Dynamic To Date
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Steve “The Hair” Harrington: A human mood
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Feelings. The truth is, for so long, I’d forgotten what those even were. I’ve been stuck in one place, in a cave, you might say. A deep dark cave. And then….

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↳ LEO: golden tail, lives in a coral reef castle, friends with all the sea creatures, spotted on beaches of tropical islands but disappears before any photos can be taken. [insp.]
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OMG I want to go back in time and send all of these to english-majoring student me. After I explain twitter. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks & Rec.
whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise
OMG I want to go back in time and send all of these to english-majoring student me. After I explain twitter. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks & Rec.
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“Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” was released in theaters 30 years ago today!
February 17, 1989
You are the hero(ine)’s love interest. You now have 60 seconds to convince them that saving the city is more important than saving you.
"Stop, stop, stop!" she screamed as Mona hoisted and shoved against the beams piled on top of Gen's lower body. She could feel herself draining out, bleeding onto the forest floor. "There isn't time, Mona. You have to go! She's escaping!"
Mona's face was streaked with tears as she shook her head violently. "Not without you, Genevieve, I'm not leaving without you." She pushed harder against one of the thicker branches covering Gen's legs.
"Mona! Mona, you have to go." Mona wasn't listening, she was still pushing against the logs, desperately trying to free her, but Gen knew that even if Mona succeeded, she would die here on this forest path.
"Mona. Mona look at me. Come here."
Mina scrambled over to Gen's side, swiping her hair off her forehead and leaning close as Genevieve's voice got weaker. "You have to be strong now, for us both. You have to save the forest. The Sorceress, she's going to finish casting her spell, and she's going to finish soon. This is what she wants. She wants you to fuss over me until it's too late and she's drained the entire realm. You won't be able to stop her then," Gen coughed, and Mona let out a small sob. "You have to go now."
"Genny... I can't. I can't do it without you, I need you, I can't. Genny I can't, don't make me leave you, please, I-" she broke off, burying her face into Genevieve's collarbone.
Gen let out a few tears of her own, not for herself, but for Mona. It didn't matter what she did now, this was going to hurt her, and above all else Genevieve hated when Mona was hurt.
"Mona... take me with you."
Mona lifted her eyes to Gen's, her expression confused. "I was trying, you made me stop."
"No. Mona. Take me with you. Use me. Whatever's left, and use it to stop her. Keep me with you, always."
"No!" But she was already reaching for Gen's hand, her pupils were already dilating beyond normal range. Gen knew that appealing to the magics was the best shot she had. And it had worked.
Their hands clasped together, and Genevieve felt it more strongly than any time before, the energy flowing out of her like a flood. She'd thought she was feeling herself drain onto the forest floor but that was nothing compared to this. The edges of her vision went hazy, but she could make out Mona's eyes, black as pitch and full of tears, and the faint glow around her best friend, the only person she had ever truly loved.
"I love you," she managed, weakly as her vision tunneled further.
"I love you, too. Always," Mona said, voice broken by sobs, and yet amplified the way it always was when the magics took over.
She leaned down and pressed her lips to Genevieve's cold ones just as her vision went black.
And then she was floating.

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you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass
not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature
I am really trying to stay off my side blog bc I needed a break, but I keep thinking of content and I gotta get this bread so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you ever start rereading your WIP to get in the mood and write more and you get so caught up that when you get to the end you’re like “bitch? where’s the rest?” and you realize you’re the bitch and you have to write it
it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone
in 👏 2019 👏 we 👏 finish👏 our 👏 WIPs 👏
I 👏 CAN 👏 NOT 👏 PROMISE 👏 THIS 👏 I’M 👏 SORRY 👏

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Paul Bettany looking like a single dad with his 6 grown up kids
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