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this website is literally addicted to smugly saying "both things can be true" instead of developing an informed opinion on which of two mutually contradictory positions is in fact defensible

it took me 10 years to realize my tumblr mutuals represent mental disorders

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

i saw phm but im not keeping up with any fandom shit. is anyone doing transfem grace where she just starts using the last name as her full name. if anyone knows lmk

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

I need to make sure @gothiccharmschool sees this.

This is AMAZING.

Also, "Will the organization cover my court costs if I am sued for sexual harassment for asking about someone's genitals?"

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

update: they are settling the bet by googling whether or not it's possible for a person to deliberately break their own arm. narratively this is a letdown but I suppose in other ways it's for the best

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

I have a greater claim to erudition than you. This fact would be obvious- (pause to smirk) were you as erudite as I.

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

"The word pandemonium was coined by John Milton as the name for the Parliament of Hell" is an all-timer etymology. Oh yeah did you hear that Mrs Higgins's dogs got loose at the village fête? It was like a vast golden edifice in which fallen angels debate their strategies for vengeance against god, yeah.

you've obviously been to a village fete

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

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