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not now princess, Mommy is cyberbullying the new york times

It's like talking to a wikipedia vandal. They printed a falsehood in the newspaper and people are like "Hey this thing you put in the newspaper is false" and their response is "Nuh-uh no it isn't, and I have sources, such as the newspaper"

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

I'm tired of pretending it's not literally fucking fine to read a character as transfem because they are feminine. why are transfem headcanons the only ones that require a burden of proof to you? don't worry, you don't have to tell me. I already know why.

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.