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the sun is a sickly orange color today with a haze of smog blurring its edges. it truly looks like something you would use in a scifi movie to clue the audience in that something has gone very wrong

If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

If ur a US based academic I bet if u could write a good enough grant application u could convince the current government to give you a bunch of money to look for Atlantis or the kingdom of Prester John or something

Now is a great time to take an exciting overseas vacation on Uncle Sam's dime. U can even write about it after, be like "We gave it the ol college try but we still didn't find Atlantis, leading further further support to the consensus that it don't even real" and it'll piss them off soooo bad but that's still doing science abt it so 🤷‍♀️

We could start some sort of a parapsychology foundation where we conduct laboratory tests of hermetic ritual magic, which is to say we get paid to make scientists act in little skits for our and others' amusement

We could go in search of the legendary cinnamon bird

Caul Serrikane: Flies hate them. Severed heads love them.

when our wars have ended said “the government is run by centuries old undead white guys who sentence people to death by pointing and gurgling” I really felt that

Amazing how Eskew Productions manages to find the best voice actors alive and then put them in the most harrowing scenes imaginable. And I just gotta sit there and listen to someone who I start to suspect has actually died before, given their incredible performance

our wars have ended lines up well with tolkien’s conceptualization of a “mythology for england” in a way that’s pretty neat. a secondary world that is obviously not england but contains strong parallels to england and certain aspects of english character. but while tolkien thought of this mythology in a positive fashion, as filling in a gap in the nation’s identity, owhe is a much darker take on it. if tolkien’s idea was for a pre/parallel english mythology then owhe is a post-english mythology. an abridged and fantastical version of the imperial collapse and slide into reactionary politics the country has undergone during the last century. one where the past has overcome the present in all its grim stagnation

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style