this is not a place of honor

[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

it seems a little fucked up that bodies don't have a little reset button that you can press with a toothpick or something that unclenches your jaw resets your headache loosens your muscles takes away all the aches and pains someone's gotta get on that i think

sometimes i fantasise about people shutting the fuck up

When they’re in the middle of a blowout argument and Ilya can’t resist trying to tell Shane to get on his knees to convince him and it has like a 50/50 chance of working and totally derailing whatever they were fighting about or it’s a complete failure & sends Shane’s anger levels to the stratosphere

Harrow The Ninth is primarily an exploration of the question “What if you were coworkers Forever”

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Finding a 68 needles in a haystack pincushion

tomato is perfec t size for put needle inside very soft and comfort needle

All For The Game & Heated Rivalry both start around 2007-2008 btw. While Neil Josten is being tortured by his serial killer dad Shane Hollander is somewhere getting his box eaten by his rival