your girl

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

save me loyal to the death second in command characters. save me. love you loyal second in command characters that are forced to turn against their leader. save me. loyalty

SAVE ME LOYALTY BOUND CHARACTERS.

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE WOMEN❗️❗️❗️

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

the best time to start your chuunibyou phase is as a adult woman in her 30s

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture