anyway, get on the floor

the best time to start your chuunibyou phase is as a adult woman in her 30s

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

The hottest girl you know has a truly unwatchable thing to recommend you

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it