It gets better I promise.

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

children in horror movies are great bc they Commit. trying to get an adult to scream in terror requires them to unlearn all the societal teachings that tell them not to be loud or startling. children are ready to put 110% of their lung capacity into making a noise at any time.

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

That’s fucking brilliant.

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi

Just doing it so my check won’t be $1 when I get it

i don’t trust myself enough to scroll

Here’s the thing about shows like South Park and Family Guy that make their money off of being edgy and offensive. They fundamentally reduce their viewers’ capacity for empathy. If I found a joke funny, and you found it offensive, you’re just too sensitive. This is directly related to the ride of the alt right and the election of trump. In this essay I will

OP WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

op this is a fantastic semi-essay

Daddy

I got it all in 2019.

Asé

WHAT

That dress must’ve been hella expensive cuz she wanted to get more wears out of it

I need intimacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need closeness and tenderness and care and affection and love and softness all the fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!