Mike Driver
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin
taylor price
Discoholic 🪩
@theartofmadeline
izzy's playlists!
styofa doing anything
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
noise dept.
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Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
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Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
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my theory is that ppl my age are like this because we were unintentionally brainwashed by the windows media player visualisations.don’t know with what. but it had an effect
This is what I’m saying next time someone says “why are you like this?”
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rinsing the sink, running the garbage disposal, fork balanced on bowl slips off and slides into the drain, subconscious reflexes kick in as I shut disposal off just in time, staring at fork, only conscious thought in brain is pitch perfect recreation, ten years buried, like i tripped and hit play on a dusty tape recorder lying forgotten in the room, of let's do the fork in the gaaarbage disposal!! dingdingdingdidingdingding
POV it's 2013 and at least one of your friends is chronically involved in the high school theater department
the full video is a work of art and a relic and I rewatch it frequently
Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.
oh no help this is adorable
Fun historical fact, there used to be more gay and lesbian content in early silent films until religious groups protested resulting in “decency standards.”
OMG soooooooooo cute :3
babes is there anyone who isnt hanging on by the thinnest thread known to man rn or are we all just going thru it this week
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evil victorian gentleman themed drag king called jack the stripper
Yeah I'll reblog that
Last night I dreamed that I walked into a hall where a religious dinner was taking place. Each table had six guests and a seventh person to lead them in prayer. I went up to a table which already had a cleric, and informed him I would lead the prayer. We stared each other down, and he ceded his place. I took his seat and performed a strangely secular blessing. The guests at my table held on to my every word, entranced. It soon became clear I was a prophet-like figure to these people, and my words carried a magic that compelled them. We then broke bread together, except the bread was thick slabs of meat, roasted to tenderness, which we tore apart gently and ate with our fingers. When we were sated, we cleaned our hands and stood up to go. Outside it was dark. I led my group down the sidewalk. They asked me questions as we walked, each seeking answers and reassurances for their own lives. I responded neutrally, and spoke as if in code; they seemed satisfied. The night took on the air of dreams. Finally, we came to a bridge. I asked: would they finally cross with me? It emerged that this night had happened before, over and over. Every night I would take the form of a messiah, and attempt to lead them across a bridge. Every night so far they had wavered, because they knew, on some level, I was the devil in disguise.
Then I woke up
Which dream was preferable?
in the hippopotamus dream we were In Love, but it was also extremely graphic which i find traumatic in hindsight
Extremely Graphicly In Love with a hippopotamus sounds exactly like the kind of dream that the devil in disguise would have, tbh
I don’t consider this a disguise actually
#the hippo was female but she topped
hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying
people have muscles behind their head that have the sole purpose to move the ears and it is complete evolutionary luck at this point if they work or not
oh I HATE this
you mean to tell me I’ve got an entire goddamn muscle group just sitting there FREELOADING???
I can’t wiggle my ears, but I CAN do that thing when you flex a muscle inside your ear and you can HEAR it flexing, like a rumbling sound. Looked it up, and apparently it’s the “tensor tympani”. muscle! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_tympani_muscle#Voluntary_control I always kind of figured it was the muscle partially closing the ear canal, but apparently tensing your muscles makes a noise that’s 10-70 Hz!
Okay the fact we had this implies there was a PURPOSE to.having it.
to reach our final evolutionary form of course!
orb is coming back in a big way
that’s pretty good
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“Don’t Trust Me” with every second beat removed
“I’m a berry, I ain’t fair to him”
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING
THINK YOU’RE BABY?
HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE
my gf crafted this with lots of care for yall. pls enjoy:
losing my mind over this
wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes
like a wizard
When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard
weird how nothing about u is like, too small or too dumb to know bc it all comes together to become YOU. sending your friend a picture of your favorite snack is saying something important whether u realize it or not. wheres that palahniuk quote
zoo wee mama...
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went to the thrift store today there were so many textures there (affectionate)(derogatory)
me, touching a shirt: hee hee hoo hoo texture :D
me, touching a different shirt: OH NO A TEXTURE D:
it's time for chanukah ratings! that's right folks, here are my definitive and highly scientific ratings of various chanukah-related decorations and memorabilia I've found on the internet
starting off strong, we've got a demon-summoning menorah cake from walmart. it feels vaguely appropriate for this year considering the drama in the spn fandom right now. the wobbly menorah arms are a safety hazard. 5/10 not osha compliant.
this feels offensive and yet I instinctively feel a connection to him. I didn't need or want zeidy santa in my life but now that he's here I want him to pinch my cheek and give me a hug. 6.5/10 I took off points for that god awful tea cozy kippah
wreaths are not our thing. that's your thing. stop putting our things with your thing. 5/10 at least it's pretty
this is technically a yom kippur decoration but it has menorahs on it so it counts. it also has a shofar. what holiday is this celebrating? nobody knows. it's schrodingers holiday. 8/10 I want to hang it up in my apartment and laugh at it
this is definitely offensive. stop it. he's holding a lit candle like he's gonna throw it at a dart board. there's also an actual candle sticking out of his chest. 1/10 somebody free this poor chassid from the clutches of christian normativity.
these socks are christmas cosplaying as chanukah. problem is, I absolutely would buy and wear them. 7.5/10 what do matzah balls have to do with chanukah
oh god. oh no. please stop. a messianic made this I just know it. -493028282928/10 I hate it put it back
wholesome. simple. not trying to pretend it's jewish christmas. makes me want chocolate. 10/10 would purchase
@koshercosplay but do you recall the most goyische stockings of all?
actually i don’t know if these are protest socks or if they’re meant as the only yiddish words someone at jo-ann fabrics knows
I appreciate all the ratings here but I particularly love the Oy Vey socks because they convey how I feel looking at all these. I would buy them.
Just like I bought these ostensibly Hanukkah themed socks that have the words to a gospel song on them.
Hanukkah is not Jewish Christmas.
