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I actually did try making myself beans and toast a few times and thought it wasn't half bad but apparently that's because I heated them on the stove and added the usual seasonings I add when making baked beans. Brits just put em on the toast straight from the can cold and unseasoned. Chilling stuff...

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

quickly scanning through the bio of a mid-century german classicist and breathing a sigh of relief at "relocated to oxford in 1937"

you can lead a horse to the gay bar but you can't make him fuck men

lowkey i just killed all innocents

notice how no one died

in academia. straight up "winging it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My theasits

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

now that were alone, do you want to touch swags?

um… not to be rude but your blog is touching my blog. and it’s kind of gross what they’re doing