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infectiondefective

I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it

z-nogyrop

infectiondefective

Thanks

infectiondefective

Wait a minute

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mangopapi-deactivated20210928

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

thighetician

Apex predators

jamtastik

Yooooo

big-robot-fan

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

sinesalvatorem

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

t3trahedron

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

lone-crusader227-deactivated202

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

ren-of-rationality

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

she screm

goodenoughforjazz

feraligatr

s00ks-deactivated20211201

omfg OMFG THANK YOU BAHAHAHAHHAHA

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newkidsonmycock16

cheaphalloweencostume

local man sees really cool sword in pawn shop window

“holy shit” he has said

markv5

Когда приехал от бабушки

dustingrayves

the caption says “when you come home from grandmas” and honestly?? y

nbvagabond

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

the-long-dog

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous.

songofkeys

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”

naamahdarling

reblog if you support t'sissra

markv5

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

littleoldariel

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

redportrait

“look: i’m a sphinx”

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qtt-art

Self indulgent Bloodborne drawings of my favourites that I’ve done over the past few days…

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gaylite-moved-deactivated202403

Party Like It’s You Birthday - Studio Killers

franzkafkagf

Alternate ending

gianluc30

setheverman

stop transcending orange juice at me

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yazzydream

Honestly, this music video is Roger Rabbit level of animation-real world intergration. Look at the fucking light reflecting the color of the wheels onto the sidewalk here.

sistertaxon

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

the-heart-of-hearts

WHO DID THIS

sistertaxon

i did (you can see my url at the top of the post )

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