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My favorite clickhole quiz, been calling my dog my marvelous little lamb man since 2016 because of this

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There was a Shark bite at a popular beach in Australia (Coogee Beach), a lot of media is describing it as a "shark attack" but the aerial footage shows the large shark kind of lazily swim up, momentarily grab the woman's leg pulling her under, and immediately letting her go. It's the shark equivalent of picking up an interesting rock for a better look, they don't have hands. In the sharks defence you're in her house.
Not to downplay the seriousness of the injury incurred by an exploratory bite, it was a BIG shark (possibly a great white, unknown), It left the woman in shock, in and out of consciousness. She would have drowned if not for the off duty life guard who held her head above water until the on duty rescue team arrived.
I do think calling every injury caused by a shark an "attack" and every listless approach a "close call", is alarmist in an extremely unhelpful way.
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As a side note. If you stay calm and keep your head, you do have a superpower in most curious shark encounters (when the shark is smaller than a great white). As a creature with hands you have the ability to redirect an approaching shark with a solid sideways guiding shove to the snoot.
You just might have to be brave enough to open your eyes underwater in the ocean to perform the move if you're not wearing a mask or goggles. The water should be pretty shallow where people are swimming casually, so you would only need to dabble like a duck, like "*ducks below the water* no, fuck off *push*"
I had a point at some point, but I got lost somewhere in "why isn't this thing I did all the time while diving general knowledge? It should be general knowledge"
Here it comes, the sharks are mindless man eaters sentiment
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"Queensland Anglers Fear Rise In Bull Shark numbers, Saying They're Getting Bigger Too"
A petition has been lodged with the state government calling for population control measures on bull sharks in Queensland waterways as experts warn the species is difficult to comprehensively count.
Best not to tilt their heads back, they'll lose what's left of their brains.
Most shark bites do come from Bull Shark last I checked, and that's because the sharks and people both like to live where the river meets the ocean. Cows kill more people than sharks because they're big cranky animals that we in general interact with all the time... Sharks, only occasionally. There will never exist more large sharks than cows. Cows will always kill more people than sharks.
Sharks explore the world with their mouths. Unfortunately their mouths are VERY LARGE and full of SHARP. Which is less than helpful for diplomatic introductions and innocent curiosity
so what I'm hearing is, Sharks are like toddlers and babies who also explore the world with their mouths too.
-insert absurdist thought of Babies with Shark teeth or Sharks with baby hands-
every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

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Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."
I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.
Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?
I once saw something reposted to facebook where someone had carefully obscured "homosexual" in the first paragraph (they always censor anything with the word 'sex' in it) but let "gay fucking" through in the next paragraph.
(In this post they probably went "if the bot sees the word 'stole' it will think I'm promoting criminal activity and reject the post!")
everywhere i go there are big yellow sines with my pictur on them so you could say im kind of a celebraty around here
that mouth of yours is gonna get you into trouble
I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see
Um, YES?
This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

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How many times can the same thing break your heart?
As long as you love it.
“as long as you love it” this really hit me
The thing about a good character flaw is that it has to be the same thing as their greatest strength just turned up too high. the person who loves deeply and therefore controls. the person who sees everything and therefore trusts nothing. the person who is so loyal they lose themselves. there are no clean villains and no clean heroes and once you understand that in fiction you can't unsee it in people. everyone is just their best quality at the wrong volume.
if you're transgender you have to live.
please. I love you.
Thinking about how wild it is that enshittification starts as a way for the rich to squeeze the populace for more money but ends up infecting everything so even luxury products decline in quality. They’ve got more money than fucking God now and for what? Literally they can’t even buy fun nice stuff for themselves because they killed craft.
Anyway this post is about Dhaka muslin but it’s also about everything.
Nearly 200 years ago, Dhaka muslin was the most valuable fabric on the planet. Then it was lost altogether. How did this happen? And can we
guess it's time to post agha shahid ali's poem about dhaka muslin
Fun fact! Revival of Dhaka Muslin has been ongoing for quite some time. The headline of the above article is very very misleading, we know exactly how Dhaka Muslin was made. The process was very well documented. We know how it was made, but colonialism ruined the fabric's production area and devalued the skills needed to make it such that they no longer existed. But the process itself was not lost.
That being said, efforts to bring it back are underway, and they have been making amazing progress, and succeed in creating Dhaka Muslin yet again.
It all began with a search for ‘phuti karpas’ – muslin’s unique cotton plant which is known to have become extinct. However, starting in 201
This is a pretty good updated article, it has a lot of the same info as the BCC one (which also discusses some of the revival efforts) but with more of a focus on that process, an update to the story, and it details some of the other ongoing projects working on the revival!
Here's the first weaver to manage to produce a finished piece in nearly 200 years, Al Amin.
His first piece was 300 threads, according to the article they have now been able to get into the 700s for thread counts, which is absolutely incredible.
Several projects are actually underway now each with different weavers and slightly different methods, producing fabric intended to meet or best the original!
And if you're curious, "okay but can it pass through a ring" yes! Yes they can!
All three of these photos are of pieces made in the modern century, photos by Wasiul Bahar!
It's a very time consuming process, and a very expensive fabric to purchase, but love and passion for it have been steadily bringing it back!
Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.
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