Horny, Anxious Mistake

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

The world is full of so many niche fucking things that people are interested in.

I made this post after seeing something interesting discovered by "Minecraft seed hunters". Transcendent.

Should have considered that I am on the Minecraft Youtuber Website before posting an example that apparently every single person on Tumblr except for me was already very familiar with.

I share seventeen library cards from different cities with sixteen of my friends on libby

Misinterpreted the angle of the goat head for a sec and was like "that kitty killed a fucking unicorn".

Girls can have a berserk mode as a treat. fangs and glowing eyes and animalistic snarling are good enrichment for girls.

this is accessible after good foreplay

@demilypyro

Absolutely fascinating use of free will. Was it always your life's goal to get electrocuted in the shower while your screams are drowned out by the screams of The Machine?

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F