Oh, Arianna, we're in for it now!

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

Question. Why are y'all doing this in March

To make sure we get the meme jn the fridge to dethaw in time.

sometimes nifty characters come from lousy media, but they still deserve a loving home! and that's where fanfic comes in

*lovingly cradles The Character in my. arms* i am going to put u in a narrative that will wring out your spine like a washcloth

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay