i am on the BEANS

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Senshi I,,, , please senshi,,, ,

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

This damn site. If I described this site as accurately as I could, I would be unable to justify the time I spend here.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce