dark spirit has invaded

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language. 

I like how in the first example Gandalf is employing the kind of sass that the hobbits have been using on him for generations now.

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

@yggsgard imagine this happens to you

metal gear solid peacewalker if it was fucking stupid