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A little peek into what I’ve been up to lately 👀🌀😋

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

every time I want kalamata olives and feta cheese I think of that "yucky stinky tooth" tweet

they need more fat people in star trek. we need more fat people in every show actually

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

oh. twenty sixteen you say.

drink water & masturbate today bc you deserve that

Now that gay ice hockey is trending like wild I'm imagining a world where homophobia is over and it would really behoove a small franchise, say, a team that hasn't won a championship in decades, to encourage two of their more conventionally attractive players to pretend to be in a relationship to boost ticket sales. A flawless plan that I'm sure won't result in anyyyyyyone falling in love

imagine the discourse following the end-of-2nd-act reveal that they've been smooching as a contractual obligation. imagine queer baiting as a literal national sport

everyone reblogging this to say "someone needs to write this!" No. We've written enough. It's time for the National Hockey League to start pulling its weight in this house

again i must say. crucial that hayden pike is mormon and shane just straight up has never noticed. like it’s really funny for the shane and hayden duo. the rest of the metros are getting kicked out of strip clubs and then both shane and hayden go to bed at 8pm and agree that coffee is a sin. and shane just thinks hayden is the only other smart person on the team. they’re having conversations where hayden is like “it pollutes your spirit” and shane is like “exactlyyyyy”

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from