mosquito hate blog

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

many of you seem to live like this

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

ground control to crazy frog

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries